Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3426

Meet the Parents

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like." "Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone who... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1328

Quote #1159

Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2192

Life is Like a Donut

"Life is like a doughnut... you're either in the dough or in the hole." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1858

One-liner #0707

"A healthy adult male consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in other people's patience." read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
4619

A Little Help From a Friend

Sometimes we just need a little help from our friends - or to give them a little help. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3497

Big Rig School Bus Jump

From the same speedway that brought you a school bus jumping over a line of cars, here is a big rig jumping into a school bus! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8198

Eat Mor Chikin

Who said cows are dumb? ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
21482

Horse Swim

"Desert Dude" was definitely not a mudder. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
18770

Grocery Cart Barbecue Grill

Free barbecue grill at your local grocery store - while supplies last! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13723

Barber Play

Just say "No!" when your brother asks if you want to play barber shop. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8680

Benetton Formula One Speeding Ticket

No signals, no brake lights, 220 in a 40 zone; oh yeah, this ticket is going to cost you. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1575

One-liner #0706

"Today's helpful tip: Thicken up runny low-fat yogurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1717

One-liner #0705

"I hate people who speak for other people, and so do you." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1951

What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find an... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
987

Wake Up People, We're on the Winning Team

John Reaume reminds us that followers of Jesus are on the winning team and that we should bend our knee in worship, service, and allegiance to Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110828.mp3... read more..

Davis Family News
Pastor Tim
3232

Congratulations Clayton and Rebecca

Congratulations to the newlyweds,  Mr. and Mrs. Clayton and Rebecca Davis. Clayton and Rebecca were married today at St. Mary's Anglican Church in Nanoose, British Columbia.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1439

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2011

The invasion has happened!  The extended Davis family has come from afar and invaded Cybersalt World Headquarters for this weekend's celebration of Clayton and Rebecca's wedding. To accommodate e... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1668

One-liner #0704

"Compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1797

Virginia Earthquake

The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C. The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over i... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1433

Quote #1158

"People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed. Never throw out anyone." - Audrey Hepburn read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2097

Autobiography

"An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7320

Dog House Rules Progression

1.  Dogs are never permitted in the house.  The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house. 2.  Okay, the dog can enter the ho read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7255

Sign Secruity

Secruity to the parking lot please! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
5985

Adam's Childhood

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6370

Train Bring a Friend 2

"Bring-a-Friend Sunday" was more popular than ever at Pastor Tim's Church. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5563

Car Club - Not!

Who needs the club? ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1366

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2011

Riddle me this Batman! OK, Batman is not a subscriber of the Cybersalt Digest so let's leave him out. But Tuesday's riddle does have a number of you stumped so here is the answer (with congratulatio... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12200

The Nuns of Gavarone

The Nuns of Gavarone ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1898

A Man for Every Woman

Diane was getting real discouraged over the lack of finding a steady man in her life. In an attempt to lift her spirits, her friend Karen said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for every ma... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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More Laws of Life

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. * Lerman's Law of Techno read more..