2013 - Monthly Archive

24 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2785

Going to a Lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A... read more..

24 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1842

Tennis Ball Lesson

A college professor had the mysterious habit of removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket as he walked into the lecture hall each morning. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving... read more..

24 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1785

Quote #1387

"A monument only says, 'At least I got this far,' while a footprint says, 'this is where I was when I moved again.'"- William Faulkner. read more..

24 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3040

Sleep

Sleep: There's a nap for that! read more..

24 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1858

One-liner #0939

My pillow is my hair stylist.... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3915

Zeek's Hang Glider

In the back woods of Gooberland, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek, however, decided to save up and bought himself a hang-glider. He took it to the highest mountain and after strug... read more..

24 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1322

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2013

This is a shout-out to Daniel Redd Jones who left the following note on the Cybersalt Facebook Fanpage - "I am honestly surprised that your page doesn't have more likes! Lol, you were my favorite webs... read more..

24 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4044

Traffic Jam Prank

There is stuck in traffic and then there is STUCK in traffic. This is a great prank. ... read more..

23 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1751

Doctor's Bill

Jill received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mis... read more..

23 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1604

Quote #1386

"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."- Tom Stoppard read more..

23 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2534

Average

Calling someone average is mean. read more..

23 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2034

One-liner #0938

If I don't clean my home soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7275

Trapper's Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated ... read more..

23 Oct

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

5638

Thanks for Subscribing!

Thanks for subscribing! You don't have to wait for the next edition to arrive before you can enjoy content from Cybersalt. The newsletter archives are waiting for you to start exploring. To vi... read more..

23 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1288

Cybersalt News - October 23, 2013

I spent about 90 minutes in a cold, damp, foggy cemetery yesterday recording Cybersalt Shaker Episode #008. So far as videos in cemeteries go it was pretty uneventful - though one squirrel was clearly... read more..

23 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4237

Liking and Loving the Bad - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #008

Liking news of a good man's death on Facebook prompts Pastor Tim to shine a new light on Romans 12:19-21. ... read more..

23 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3546

Squirrel Solution

There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Lutheran church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian... read more..

23 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1878

Power Of Suggestion

The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef. "Your veal parmigiana was superb,"... read more..

23 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1565

Quote #1385

“Here’s what’s surprising about making sense of your life in God’s story: the story is not about you—it’s about him. He is both the author and the main character, and he has written you into his story... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2447

My Other Car

I'd say my other car is a limousine, but that would be a stretch.... read more..

23 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1792

One-liner #0937

I can't believe all the singles in my area that want to meet me - it's probably because of all the iPads I've won!... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3312

Pop Please

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..

Adding FaceBook Social Plugins to Your Joomla Site

22 Oct

Help Us Build Your Site

Pastor Tim

19403

Adding FaceBook Social Plugins to Your Joomla Site

The purpose of this page is to demonstrate the number of FaceBook social plugins available to put on your Joomla site. Cybersalt uses the JFBConnect extension for easily putting FaceBook social plugi... read more..

21 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1296

Cybersalt News - October 21, 2013

It has been super foggy around Cybersalt World Headquarters the last 4 or 5 days! It has made for some grey days but has also provided opportunity to play around with videoing the heavily filter... read more..

21 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3998

Nun on the Run

A nun stepped out of the doctor's office, saying her rosary rather loudly as she hurried down the hospital corridor. Another doctor witnessed this, and went to ask her doctor about it. "Hey, what ha... read more..

21 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2951

Hypo Beyond the End

Mrs. Smith was a hypochondriac. Dr. Jones was fed up with her constant complaints about non-existent illnesses, so he started palming her off with a mild sedative to keep her happy. One day she... read more..