Monthly Archive

April 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 207 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
3256

Decatinated

Most people prefer their coffeedecatinated. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1741

Natural Temptation

Going camping: sounds tentalizing.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1423

One-liner #1038

If I had known how successful I was going to be, I wouldn't have worked so hard when I was young!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2486

Church Leadership

We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9020

Color Blind

Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son's a blond Russian, while my daughter has shiny black ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1020

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2016

If you have a friend who will stand up for you when others are against you, you'll enjoy the newest Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out "Bill Posters" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1518

Quote #1486

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t." – Richard Bach read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2108

Modest Income

"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?" "Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will yo read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2955

Quote #1485

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3348

Outhouse Confession

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For facilities, they had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the t... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
3110

Bill Posters

It's good to have friendswho will stand up for you. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1474

Singing Scuba Divers

Dean Martin as a scuba instructor: "That's a moray."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3591

How High Can You Go?

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just r... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1415

One-liner #1037

The trouble with you is that there's nothing wrong with you.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1086

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2016

There is a new Funny Car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Well, it's actually a pickup truck and when you see it you will know why people want to pass it as quickly as possible. Check out "Toot Tr... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3937

Toot Truck

Here is a truck you will want to pass as soon as possible. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1020

Cybersalt News - April 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James says he has lost his mind and doesn't really miss it. You can read more at:www.cybersalt... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1398

One-liner #1036

English is the Lingua Franca par excellence!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2125

Far-Fetched

A dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away: seems pretty far-fetched.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3615

Guard Dog Karate

A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. Visiting the pet store, the young wife asked for a good guard dog. "S... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2134

I Lost My Mind But I Really Haven’t Missed It

I am notorious for losing things. I do not know what it is about me, but I cannot keep track of anything I own. If you want to lose something and never find it again, simply put it into my trust. I am... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1818

Born Salesman

I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer, and a motor from me. "Thanks," he said as he loaded them up. "I'm planning to resell them." Good luck, I thought. I had b... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4658

Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon

10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few dozen extra tapes on hand to record read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1664

Quote #1484

"Don't hold together what must fall apart; the familiar crumbles so the new life can begin." - Bryant McGill read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2012

Education and Training

I'd been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the textbook and was shocked to find out it would cost me $1... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2239

Quote #1483

"What I have found of God in Jesus Christ is so wonderful, I am eager for others to know it too - and to know Him."- C.H. Spurgeon read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2746

Ventriloquist Career Change

There was a ventriloquist who had no work for six months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly.  The agent said, "There's no call for ventriloquists, but if you were a psychic ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1417

One-liner #1035

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1016

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2016

If you ever accidentally set someone on fire may we suggest you apologize in a way that doesn't involve heat? This "Sorry Cake" probably misses the mark:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/sorry-cake&nbs... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2894

Field Day

Equine Opportunities: If the horses ever realize the barn door isn't locked, they're gonna have a field day.... read more..

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