April 2016 - Monthly Archive

13 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2058

Empathy

A Sunday school teacher was telling her youngsters about Daniel and the Lion's Den. To illustrate the lesson she had a picture of Daniel standing, brave and confident, with a group of lions around him... read more..

13 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3153

Quote #1475

"God is looking for people through whom He can do the impossible. What a pity we plan to do only the things that we can do by ourselves." - A.W. Tozer read more..

13 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1495

One-liner #1027

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1540

Glass Skipper

Glass Dolphin: clarity of porpoise.... read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1130

Cybersalt News - April 13, 2016

When is the best time to trick your sister into thinking the zombie apocalypse has begun? When you are bringing her home after she has had her wisdom teeth removed and before the drugs have worn... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1628

Launch Button

Just bought a universal remote control. This changes everything.... read more..

12 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1851

Plumb Historical

I recently overheard a boss talking to one of his employees at a restaurant recently. "Was your wife mad when you got home so late last night?" the boss asked. "Yes, she was plumb historical," the e... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3518

Parrot Dream Fulfilled

A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50. The bidding proceeds ho... read more..

12 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2835

Apocalypse Brothers

So your sister is going in to have her wisdom teeth removed and is going to be pretty drugged afterwards. As her brother you can gently take care of her or you can prank her into believing a zom... read more..

12 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2949

Quote #1474

"Not for me to win, but to keep everyone else safe." - Formula One champion driver Lewis Hamilton on why he prays before races. read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1539

One-liner #1026

"I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to, I might fall down." - George Burns read more..

12 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2673

Lantern Trial

In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court. ... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1876

Dead Crows

The Massachusetts Department of Transport found over 200 dead crows on Boston area highways recently and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remai... read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1434

One-liner #1025

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?... read more..

12 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4061

Candlelight Vigil

Harry's cheap repair turned every showerinto a candlelight vigil. ... read more..

12 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1103

Cybersalt News - April 12, 2016

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Basically, don't let Harry fix your hot water problem. You will see why in "Candlelight Vigil" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/candlelight... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2303

Daughter In College

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away... read more..

11 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2145

Quote #1473

"When the voice of the church is but an echoing of the culture’s voices and not a voice from beyond, it may not be the right voice." – Leonard Sweet read more..

11 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2301

Does Prayer Change Things?

They say that prayer changes things, but does it REALLY change anything? Oh yes! It really does! Does prayer change your present situation or sudden circumstances? No, not always, but it does chang... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1651

Planet Happiness

Rotating earth: You made my day.... read more..

11 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1432

One-liner #1024

I wish some of my co-workers weren't allowed in the break room ... because that's who I usually need a break from.... read more..

11 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1153

Cybersalt News - April 11, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site today. It pretty much defies adequate description so just check out "King of the ribbon of steel" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/king-of-t... read more..

10 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1038

Cybersalt News - April 10, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today on the Cybersalt Site, their is another devotional by my friend Dr. Harold McNabb. You can read "The Lost Rings" at:www.cybersalt.org/dr-harold-mcnabb/the-lost-rings ... read more..

09 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2643

King of the Steel Ribbon

Any description of this video of goats competing in this king of the hill competition would fall short of satisfaction, so just sit back, watch and enjoy! ... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3437

Doctor's Advice

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a p... read more..

09 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2223

I Don’t Get Headaches, I Give Them

This past week I got myself into some rather unnecessary trouble. I say unnecessary because it was trouble that I could have avoided if I only would have thought before I spoke. This is one of the gr... read more..

09 Apr

Dr. Harold McNabb

2954

The Lost Rings

I heard Marianne call from the bedroom, “Harold, come here. I can’t find my jewellery box!” We had just returned from a brief visit away from home, following our move half way across the country. Our... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4211

Children's Attempts at Hymns

*Children's Attempts at Singing Well Known Hymns* Sometimes kids get things a little......well, maybe these came from kids: - Give us this day our deli bread! - Glory be to the Father and to the So read more..

09 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1892

Political Correctness

A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of im... read more..

09 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2631

Quote #1472

"God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him." - Jim Elliot read more..