2016 - Monthly Archive

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

3243

Interview Phrases

Phrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing! Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization.Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office. Phrase: I'm hone... read more..

16 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1034

Cybersalt News - PEM Announcement

Hello Cybersaltines, A couple of months ago I let you know that mailings of the Cybersalt Digest and PearlyGates Newsletter were being cut back to twice and once a week (respectively) while I worked ... read more..

Give Us Today Our Daily Bread - The Lord's Prayer

13 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

956

Give Us Today Our Daily Bread - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to pray to God about the everyday, common things of life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161113.mp3{/audio} read more..

13 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1028

Cybersalt News - November 13, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been thinking about quietness, silence, and being still - thanks to some crickets. You can read "The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard" at:ww... read more..

The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard

12 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2985

The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard

Noise has become a daily experience for many people today. From morning until night, we are surrounded by noise of all kinds. People have gotten accustomed to an atmosphere of noise. For my part, I am... read more..

12 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1994

Quote #1589

"Engaging unengaged people groups is essential to fulfilling the Great Commission." - Issachar Initiative read more..

12 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1497

Dairy Ear

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and began circling his head. Wouldn't you know it, the bug flew right into the cow's ear. T... read more..

12 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1426

One-liner #1141

Billion dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"... read more..

12 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2202

The Holy Alphabet

Although things are not perfect Because of trial or pain Continue in thanksgiving Do not begin to blame. Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold o... read more..

12 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4512

Pot-bellied Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated c... read more..

10 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

944

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever wondered where toothpicks come from and how they are made? Well, you'll finally know when you check out "Toothpick Factory" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-picture... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3640

Toothpick Factory

Just another day at the toothpick factory. ... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1434

Fortress Pool

"I'll dig another ditch around the castle, " Tom said remotely. read more..

09 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2940

Push Needed

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a... read more..

09 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2168

Quote #1588

"Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid." - Frederick Buechner read more..

09 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4742

New Beginnings

My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, very expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a shoe repair shop. I placed them on the counter and told the man, "My... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3352

Divider Return

I was checking out at the local Albertsons with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash regist... read more..

09 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1590

One-liner #1140

Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4!... read more..

Your Kingdom Come, Your will Be Done - The Lord's Prayer

06 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

875

Your Kingdom Come, Your will Be Done - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to ask for God's will to be done in our own lives on earth. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161106.mp3{/audio} read more..

06 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

930

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently tried to take small talk to a new level with someone at the grocery store. You can read "Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!" at:www.cybersalt.org/g... read more..

05 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1621

Quote #1587

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - Brad Formsma read more..

05 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1562

One-liner #1139

I might wake up early and go running ... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.... read more..

05 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1891

Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!

I know I am not correct on many things, just ask the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. If I could be right as many times as I am wrong, I would be a genius. The problem is, I am more wrong than I am... read more..

05 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2494

Good Marriages

~~ A good marriage must be created. ~~ In the art of marriage, the little things are big things.... It's never being too old to hold hands. It's remembering to say "I love you" at least once each d... read more..

05 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1565

Cummerbund O'Clock

I combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt! It's a complete waist of time!... read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3349

Large Party

On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to Somerville, about 40 miles north of his home in Cincinnati. At the end of the day he knew that the policy of the railw... read more..

02 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

8260

Ducks in Heaven

Three guys got into a car crash and all died. When they got up to heaven and met St. Peter at the gates, Peter said, "Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a duck." The gates o... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3388

Plane Runaway

This airport has a runaway. ... read more..

02 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2201

Grandkids

A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. "Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh. "Why, I'll give a millio... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1562

Roadside Haunting

Thanks to Walter McLauren for today's CleanPun. I saw this farmer standing beside the road holding a dead chicken. I asked him what happened and he said, "It tried to cross in front of my truck... read more..