January 2019 - Monthly Archive

13 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

694

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! For years, Rev. James Snyder's devotional commentaries have appeared on the Cybersalt Digest but did you know he is also an award winning author who has penned 20 books - i... read more..

12 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2922

It was an Apple Fritter Kind of Week

Have you ever had a week where everything went exactly as planned? Neither have I. Every week I start out believing this week is going to be different from all the other weeks of my life. This week ev... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1331

Crime Beat

Crime Beat: Man who stole idol from museum apprehended. Baal has been set at $50,000.... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3599

Picnic Pains

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic ... read more..

12 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2229

Fulfilled Dreams

There is a story told of a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only se... read more..

11 Jan

One-liners

1190

One-liner #1347

Definitions A formalist is a man who can't understand a theory unless it is meaningless.... read more..

10 Jan

Quotes

1783

Quote #1789

"I believe in God not because my parents told me, not because the church told me, but because I've experienced His goodness and mercy myself." - Unknown read more..

10 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

738

Cybersalt News - January 10, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

09 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3405

Telegram Scare

Schwartz and Feldman, partners in the garment industry, had just suffered through their worst season ever. Eight thousand madras sports coats were hanging on the rack unsold, and bankruptcy was loomin... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3714

Purse Contents

As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus dr... read more..

09 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2218

Master's Card

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard. I'm sure you've all received their applications in the mail. However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, m... read more..

09 Jan

One-liners

1061

Oneliner #1346

Not knowing about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' Horse.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1297

Lucky He is Wearing a Tuxedo

Did you hear about the emperor penguin? He had a freezing reign.... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

5493

Quote #1788

"Worry is a conversation you have with yourself about things you cannot change. Prayer is a conversation you have with God about things He can change." - unknown read more..

06 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2007

Doctor's Note

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was finished, the elderly man suddenly asked the doctor for a piece of paper and a pen. Although a strange requ... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3428

Checking Newbie

Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," she said. "Oh good," he said.... read more..

06 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1198

I Thought but Then I Unthought

Looking back over my life I honestly can say, giving it a great deal of thought, the biggest problem I have is when I actually think. Thinking can get me into more trouble than anything else I do. Th... read more..

06 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

729

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! A recent call from the bank, regarding a $600 wine purchase, had Rev. James Snyder thinking two ways. You can read "I Thought but Then I Unthought" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

1262

Quote #1787

"I have a great need for Christ. I have a great Christ for my need." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

03 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1247

One-liner #1345

My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1350

The Walking Frosty

How do you defend yourself against zombie snowmen? With a thawed off shotgun.... read more..

03 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

667

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2019

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2019 - Happy New Year! One of the services Cybersalt offers is virus and malware removal. In fact, I am able to offer this remotely around the world. The softwa... read more..

02 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4019

Wonder Cure

While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an elderly gentlemen attend some of our Bible studies. When he missed one week, I called to see if he was alright. ... read more..

02 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1045

Self Control, Sir!

A man walked into a bakery, carrying a pie box. He approached the clerk at the counter. The clerk said, 'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?" The man replied, "I want my money back! I bought this pie h... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4896

Elevator Repair

Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door banging, finally attracted attention. His name wa... read more..