Monthly Archive

March 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 52 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
1179

Quote #1895

"Every ransomed man owes his salvation to the fact that during the days of his sinning God kept the door of mercy open by refusing to accept any of his evil acts as final." - A. W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
931

One-liner #1457

Whisper my favorite words, "I'll buy it for you."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1394

Skip Church

I work for a radio and television station owned by a Catholic university. We were quite surprised to get a complaint about our traffic reporter being "anti-Catholic." At first we didn't have a clue a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3213

Kids' Kitchen Terms

BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted. CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together. DESSERT: Th... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3287

Baptismal Witness

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
642

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, isn't this an interesting time we are all living in! While I certainly have my own thoughts and feelings about current events, I want to share with you a wonderful em... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1219

Quote #1894

 "I walk down memory lane because I love running into you." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1454

Are You One of Them?

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
886

One-liner #1456

Meandering to a different drummer.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1470

Golf Attendance

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," said Deacon Brown. "Our church ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3155

Odd News Reports

*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be $1.50." *"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yeste read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
605

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! I have some exciting Cybersalt News for you!  As you know Cybersalt is helping refugees and persecuted Christians through the Be a Billionaire Fundraiser and a number ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1162

One-liner #1455

Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1221

Instagroan

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry. He has selfie steam issues.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1508

Self-Righteousness Committee

Apologies to all for this obnoxious illustration. If you can stick it out to the end, you will be vindicated. Praise God, everyone! Welcome to our annual membership re-commitment committee. Think of ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7463

Roman Numerals

One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year. "Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" one of them suggested. "I tho... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1392

Quote #1893

No one is going to stand up at your funeral and say, "She had a really expensive couch and great shoes." Don't make life about stuff. - unknown read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
588

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Ruth B. who sent in today's chicken picture. Apparently they're pretty friendly in Kuai, Hawaii! You may have noticed there was no mailing on Sunday. I worked ve... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3101

Smuggling Stumper

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just s... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1422

Clear Customer Communication

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left. When one lineman called... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3075

Bigger Piece

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; you don't... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
938

Have Nose, Will Sneeze

Many things about me could be called into question, and a lot has. I get that. However, the most attractive thing about me is my nose. I am not sure of the reason why, it looks like anybody else’s nos... read more..

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