Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 608 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
303

Cybersalt News - September 4, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Rev. Suneel Barkat has written a third article for the Cybersalt site. You may remember he is in Pakistan which is suffering the effects of recent disastrous flooding, so ... read more..

Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
539

Grace and Joy (John 1:1,12)

This Gospel describes Christ's deity and John's testimony to the fact that He is the Son of God. He uses the label Logos (word) for Christ because the concept of the title symbolizes God's revelation ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
323

Quote #2117

"We look upon prayer simply as a means of getting things for ourselves, but the biblical purpose of prayer is that we may get to know God Himself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
398

One-Liner #1680

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2891

Awake Tip

Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat while waiting for their computers to reboot. One man told me he'd been a long-haul truck driver. I'd love to ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1690

Officers Catch Their Quarry

A rock and gem store was closed by the police -- they were taking too much for granite.... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
459

An Elder's Perspective

I asked a friend who has crossed 70 & is heading towards 80 what sort of changes she is feeling in herself? She sent me the following: 1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my childr... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
326

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to September! One of my web clients is a gentleman who is running for city council a few cities over from where I live. He launched his campaign at an outdoor ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2318

Cardless Flowers

The man entered the florist shop and ordered a bouquet of flowers to be delivered to his wife. When asked what he wanted on the card, he replied that no card was necessary as she'd know who they came ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
358

One-Liner #1679

"Crime in multi-storey car parks - that is wrong on so many different levels." - Tim Vine read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
342

Quote #2116

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." - A. A. Milne read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1993

Kremlinsoleum

Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1842

Humility, Gratitude, Friendship, Arrogance

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2815

Will She Say Yes?

An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your ch... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
672

The Harmonious Melody of Hummingbirds

A few months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage bought a harp and began teaching herself how to play it. She can play the piano, organ, flute, and sometimes me. Now she has graduated to the h... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
426

One-Liner #1678

The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
348

Quote #2115

"Christians should be the boldest people in the world - not cocky and sure of ourselves, but sure of Him." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5260

The French Legionnaires

There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost.  They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resig... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1739

I Can't See You

An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2085

Church Attendance

Two men were fishing on a lake, feeling guilty that it was a Sunday morning, that they were not attending church, and the fish were not biting. The first guy eventually says: "I should have stayed ho... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
324

Cybersalt News - August 28, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Yesterday was an enjoyable family day of chasing Pokemon around with my daughter and son-in-law. I know some of you play too so I hope you had a fun day too! Today's vide... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2034

Vacation Shopping

Throughout our month long tour of Europe, my wife's only complaint was that there was never enough time for shopping. Nearing the end of our trip, we stopped for lunch at a pub in a small town near Lo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
368

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The next time you go to the Cybersalt Site you may notice that the look has changed slightly. This is the last week I have my co-op students working for me (although I may ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
325

Quote #2114

"Stagnation is death. If you don't change, you die. It's that simple. It's that scary." - Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2989

Husband's Estimate

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1791

Crime-up on Aisle 2

A store detective is a counter spy.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2130

Faith, Being Prepared

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the capta... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
355

One-Liner #1677

I like work; it fascinates me ... I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
379

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Our eldest daughter and her son returned home yesterday morning after a very enjoyable 2 week/1 week (he was here a week before she was) visit. This is a picture from one ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
307

Quote #2113

"Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing." - Seneca read more..