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Kitchen Wizard

Pastor Tim — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:35:56 +0000

My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better.

Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away. When I popped in one evening to see how he was managing, he crowed, "I made a cake, frosted it, washed the kitchen windows, cleaned all the cupboards, scrubbed the kitchen floor, walls and ceiling and even had a bath."

I was about to concede that perhaps he was a better manager than his wife, when he added sheepishly, "When I was making the chocolate frosting, I forgot to turn off the mixer before taking the beaters out of the bowl, so I had to do all the rest."

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Pastor Tim — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:00:17 +0000

There must be smore to life than this.

Shelly W

Pastor Tim — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:54:40 +0000

Shelly W. wrote (in repsonce to one of my newsletters that she sign up for herself):

"stop sending me this stupid bull#!%* i dont belive in god you can shove him up your ^&# have a nice day dont send me anymore of your #!%*"

It was a few days before I got to reading her e-mail so I replied:

Hey,

I just read your mail so sorry for the delay in removing you.

Clearly, receiving and reading my e-mails has caused you to fall behind in your homework from charm school.

Hope you catch up soon.

Tim

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Pastor Tim — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:49:40 +0000

It's good to have goals.

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Pastor Tim — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:36:29 +0000

My eldest daughter got married at the end of last summer and is now in the process of contacting various agencies to update their records with her new last name. Yesterday she e-mailed and shared with me the notice she sent to the government's student loan agency.

To Whom It May Concern:

You have me in your records as Alyssa Davis, Social Insurance Number ### ### ###

I got married this summer and am assuming my husband’s last name. Please update your records to reflect my new name: Alyssa Sampson. I am including a copy of my marriage certificate, and if there is anything else you need please contact me to let me know.

I met my husband at university, so in a way Student Loan played a role in us meeting, and we are very grateful. If you would like to send money in lieu of a gift to congratulate us both, you may use the banking information you currently have to do so.

Sincerely,

Alyssa Sampson