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Piano Stairs

Pastor Tim — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:28:04 +0000

I cannot play the piano so I could not bang out a tune on the stairs featured in this video. However, if I were to fall down those stairs it would probably sound exactly like my piano playing if I tried.

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Trip Tickets

Pastor Tim — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:15:23 +0000

Mr. and Mrs. Frobisher had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Frobisher.

"What on earth for?" asked his wife.

"I've left the tickets on it."

Don't Smoke

Pastor Tim — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:14:38 +0000

A couple of hours into a visit with my mother, she noticed I hadn't once lit up a cigarette. "Are you trying to kick the habit?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "I have a cold, and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."

"You know," she observed, "you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."

Last Marathon

Pastor Tim — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:47:58 +0000

Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.

The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"

I replied: "You really want to know?"

Then I dropped out of the race.

Torch Bearer's Mob

Pastor Tim — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:51:08 +0000

The Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympic Torch Relay started it's run through my city right in front of my house on Saturday morning. I shot some video of what was the most excitement my neighborhood has seen since . . . . ummmm . . . . well since I started taking apart that balloon I was making in my backyard and all the neighbourhood kids came running out of it.

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