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Written by Pastor Tim
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Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:54 |
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Shelly W. wrote (in repsonce to one of my newsletters that she sign up for herself):
"stop sending me this stupid bull#!%* i dont belive in god you can shove him up your ^&# have a nice day dont send me anymore of your #!%*"
It was a few days before I got to reading her e-mail so I replied:
Hey,
I just read your mail so sorry for the delay in removing you.
Clearly, receiving and reading my e-mails has caused you to fall behind in your homework from charm school.
Hope you catch up soon.
Tim
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 18 November 2009 15:04 |
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Written by Deane W.
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Saturday, 15 April 2006 06:57 |
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In response to this item on the PearlyGates list: If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service,"DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the operation of essential functions of the United States government. This is untrue! The money the IRS collects is used to fund various inefficient and pointless social engineering projects and favorite pork-barrel projects like studying sneezing and the swimming habits of insects. This organization has ties to another shady outfit called the Social Security Administration, who claim to take money from your regular paychecks and save it for your retirement. In truth, the SSA uses the money to pay for the same misguided make-work projects the IRS helps mastermind. These scam artists have bilked honest, hard working Americans out of billions of dollars. Don't be among them! Simply send that letter back marked, "Return to Sender". If they inquire by phone, please don't use my name; I'm shy and modest about receiving the credit. Deane W wrote: Subject: No wonder the church is on the top step to hell. I read this and wonder if your preaching . . .
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Last Updated on Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:18 |
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Written by Brenden K.
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Saturday, 15 April 2006 06:47 |
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Brenden wrote: "Look man I hate Jesus Christ. He is a f***ing g*y b***ard and I never liked him so send me no more emails about the b***ard." Pastor Tim replied: "Really? When did you meet him and form this opinion?"
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Last Updated on Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:10 |
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Written by Jessica
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Monday, 01 August 2005 17:33 |
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Jessica wrote:
Dear Tim,
I Don't like what your sending me so BACK OFF!!
You are an idoit!!!!
From Jessie
I replied:
Dear Jessica, I've removed you from my lists. BTW, "Idoit" is spelled "idiot". (Thanks for the laugh.)
Pastor Tim
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 18 November 2009 14:01 |
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Written by Tony
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Monday, 25 July 2005 15:06 |
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Warning: Language later on in this item requires this article to have a PG (Parental Guidance) rating applied to it. In respose to my devotional "Entertainment vs. Safety" Tony wrote: Pastor Tim, Wish you had harped a bit on the possible dire consequences of anyone removing an airbag just for gratification of "self-pleasurings". I'm unsubscribing from this Digest now, by the way, because you have failed to show the compassion incumbent on a true pastor of the flock. Or maybe, to you (and many other insensitive Americans like you) only issues that directly impact the USA are worthy of concern...in which case I, an African in Africa, should expect nothing but generalised "soul-less" platitudes from you in the event of . . .
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Last Updated on Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:30 |
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