"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, and even a hired clown. Just before the party started, two goobers showed up looking for a handout.

Feeling sorry for the goobers, the woman told them that they could get a meal if they would chopped some wood out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.

Soon the guests arrived, and all was going well, with the children having a wonderful time. However, eventually it was noticed that the clown had not shown up. In time he called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.

The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself.

She happened to notice, out the window, one of the goobers doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leapt back and forth.

She spoke to the other goober and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvellous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"

The goober replied, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him.”

"HEY NEIL! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"