New Slogans for Federal Agencies

The National Institute on Aging ...
"Celebrating our 39th Year!"

The Department of the Interior ...
"Oddly, All Our Stuff is Outdoors!"

The Internal Revenue Service ...
"What's in YOUR wallet?!"

The Central Intelligence Agency ...
"The White Swans Fly North for the Potatoes"

The U.S. Postal Service ...
"When it Absolutely, Positively, Has to Be There in a Week or So"