Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

10.  Cats' facial expressions.

9.  The need for the same style of shoes in different colours.

8.  Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7.  Getting new clothes every year.

6.  Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5.  The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell.

4.  Cutting your bangs to make them grow.

3.  Eyelash curlers.

2.  The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1.  Other Women