A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.  The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.  She pauses, reflects, and then she says, well then, let it read: "Fred Brown died."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read, "Fred Brown died.  Golf clubs for sale."