Esther has a heart attack and is taken to hospital.  While on the operating table she has a near death experience, during which she sees God and asks if this is the end for her.

God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.

As soon as she had recovered, Esther figured that since she's got another 30 or 40 years, she might as well stay in the hospital and have the face-lift, liposuction, breast augmentation and tummy tuck that she had always promised herself.  So she did and she even changed the color of her hair!

But tragedy - some weeks later, as Esther is leaving the hospital, she is knocked over and killed by a car.
When Esther arrives in front of God, she asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?".

God replies, "I didn't recognize you."