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I decided to lay off the fried foods . . . so if anybody has work for them, I'm sure they'd appreciate it.... read more..

"Ask me about my narcissism!" read more..

These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area: Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed?A:... read more..

The first commandment reveals God's desire that we have no other Gods beside Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120909.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120909.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Swiss Army Nails" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/swiss-army-nails Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

This was bound to happen once they let women serve in the Swiss Army.  ... read more..

A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning service. "I'm sorry I missed you this morning", the pastor said. "Well, Reverend", the farmer replied,"I had some hay to put up. ... read more..

"It is the mark of a hypocrite to be a Christian everywhere but at home."- Robert Murray McSheyne read more..

I used to work in a plant crushing pop cans: It was soda pressing.... read more..

"A recent survey found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population." read more..

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of m... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, the color formatting of the mailings is still wonky.  Perhaps playing a game woudl distract you from this while I cut the news short in order to solve the problem... read more..

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan read more..

"Eating Disorders: I scheme, you scheme, we all scheme for ice cream." read more..

"Retail Therapy should be covered by health insurance." read more..

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed a... read more..

Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty years.  They have farmed all their life and live a very simple life.  Their white frame house is not ... read more..

She is numb from her toes down.While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.  {This probably was not far from the truth!!  Those gowns are probably put under the classification of 'x... read more..

Happy September everyone and happy 24th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. September is that time of the year when so many go back to school.  Some parents, however, are a little too eager to... read more..

"Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower." - John Harrigan read more..

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge. - David Manzi... read more..

Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon and follow them up with, "Ah I guess you had to be there."... read more..

After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started, but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more... read more..

There is no difference between God in the Old Testament and in the New.  He is the same in both. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120902.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm201... read more..

Many people view spiritual things as opportunities to make money.  However, Christianity is not a commodity to be merchandised for consumption. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120826.... read more..

The quality of this audio recording is not very good.  We've tried our best to improve it and if you turn your volume way up you can listen if you are really interested in its point. As we live ... read more..

Knowing that He is good and can be trusted, God's character and quality are revealed strongly in the rules He gives in Exodus 23:19. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120812.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

For those of you who have been wondering if you have been missing mailings, I can confirm for you that you probably haven't.  The last 3 dates that issues have gone out are June 15, July 20, and ... read more..

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.  It cost me $4,000, but it's state of the art.""Really?" answered the neighbor.  "What kind is it?""Twelve-thirty."... read more..

*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer* 1.  Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2.  read more..