Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2269

Animal Characteristics

Some farmers were standing around shooting the breeze one day when the topic came around to animals and their distinguishing traits. The group agreed that the dog was probably the most loyal animal a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1762

The Marbles, Kind Deeds

During the waning years of the depression in a small southeastern Idaho community, I used to stop by Brother Miller's roadside stand for farm-fresh produce as the season made it available. Food and mo... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3414

Letter to Paleoanthropology Division

-Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next t read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
373

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have been saving a treat for all of us for this first Chicken Thursday of 2023. A few months ago I found a chicken live stream! But here is the deal - it's not alway... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
428

One-Liner #1712

My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
503

Quote #2148

"Be grateful to God, every year you live." - Lailah Gifty Akita read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2743

Animal Bites

The African chieftain was so merciful that, when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of all animals. Not long thereafter, the lion and cheetah population began to get out of hand, and, starvi... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1887

Perspective, Choices

Today I woke up early, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfill today. I am important. My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to have... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4850

Christmas Treats

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I g read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
430

Cybersalt News - January 1, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone, and Happy New Year! Grandma Cybersalt and I wish you the happiest 2023 and pray for God's richest blessing upon you and yours. May the power and peace of Jesus be seen at ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2155

A Happy New Year

"A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye, when this New Year in time shall end. Let it be said I've played the friend, have lived and loved and labored here, and made of it a happy read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
2339

Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV. I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the backyard with it. I will not chew red crayons or pens because m read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
412

One-Liner #1711

My resolution for 2023 is to buy Bitcoin in 2011.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
459

Annual Fail

They say New York City has the best New Year's celebration, but I say it's overrated. Every year they drop the ball!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
405

Quote #2147

"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year."  - Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
606

The Misconception of a New Year

Christmas is the best time of the year, especially when it involves family. It's the one time of the year that families get together to celebrate together. Of course, at least from my perspective, it... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
378

Cybersalt News - December 29, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - that last one of 2022! Grandma Cybersalt and I seem to be finally on the mend after a week of being sick. I'm pretty out of shape from laying around for the past week - ex... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3366

DEA Choir Songs

The Top 14 Songs Performed by the DEA Choir (Drug Enforcement Agency) Amazing Grass Don't Sell It On The Mountain I Can Seize Clearly Now Don't Cry For Me, Noriega Who Let The Drug Dogs out? ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
461

Lunar Tik

Some astronauts wanted to have a New year's party on the moon, but they didn't planet in time.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
462

One-Liner #1710

The biggest reason to stay up until midnight on December 31 is to make sure 2022 leaves.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
413

Quote #2146

"Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away." - Norman Wesley Brooks read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4261

A Dieter's Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all around my hipsWere Fanny May candies that sneaked past my lips.Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with careIn hopes that my thighs would forget they wer read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2298

You Will Never Be Sorry

...for thinking before acting. ...for hearing before judging. ...for forgiving your enemies. ...for being candid and frank. ...for helping a fallen brother. ...for being honest in business. .. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
399

Cybersalt News - December 25, 2022

Christmas Sunday greetings, everyone! Two years ago Grandma Cybersalt and I spent Christmas alone together because the world was sick with COVID. This Christmas we're doing the same because we are bo... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
412

Quote #2145

Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.” When th... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5925

Self Serve Christmas

A kindly 90-year-old grandmother found buying presents for family and friends a bit much one Christmas, so she wrote out checks for all of them to put in their Christmas cards. In each card she wrote... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
396

One-Liner #1709

Remember children, the best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
498

Winter Weiner

Dachshund through the snow!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3301

What Christmas Means To Me

A message delivered to Houston's First Baptist Church on Sunday, Dec 24th, 2000 I was asked to share with you what Christmas means to me. In order to do that, I will begin with a brief history of my ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
590

The Liar in the Red Suit

Around this time of the year, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I revel in our family memories. Unlike me, she has some wonderful memories because of her large family. I came from a very sma... read more..