Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4068

What Mom's Really Want

Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want...* 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash) 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question w... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
2985

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1756

Car

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisI didn't think anything much of the email from Matt that popped up on my screen at work today: the subject was Car, and I hoped that ours was still running. I was fairly sure I... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3144

Cat Mom Hugs Kitten

Every nightmare needs a mom like this. ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1455

Learning to Trust

I’m hoping this post will be part one of a series on Simple Spirituality. But I don’t have the other posts written yet, so that is a gamble. It would be so nice if it happens though! One step at a tim... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1443

Who Are You More Afraid Of?

Who are you so afraid of that you set God aside for? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120506.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120506.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1451

May Goals

I've been thinking more and more lately that I should make some goals. It wouldn't be the first time I've dabbled in it, but I never have done much more than dabble for any length of time (I was lo... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1653

May Already

It's hard to believe that it's May already! I think it snuck up me this year because for the first time in 5 years, April was not a frenzy of term papers and final exams. I've had space to breathe, an... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10095

Low Cost Home Security

Low Cost Home Security ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1283

Working in Vain

Purposeful work that feels vain is better than work that feels worthwhile but turns out to be in vain. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120429.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2625

Two Wrongs

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2843

iPod Name

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1540

Cybersalt News - April 27, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It shows a habit that would be tough to break.  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nunchucks  Do you like to ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1963

Investigation

A woman had a beautiful black cat with white feet, named Socks. Socks spent his days outside and came indoors only at night. One cool October evening, he disappeared. She searched for him high and lo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1640

Quote #1295

Four things you can't recover:- The Stone after the throw- The Word after it's said- The Occasion after it's missed- The Time after it's gone.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1692

One-liner #0846

"Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4912

Abe Lincoln's Age

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8498

Nunchucks

Good luck breaking this habit! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3169

Thumb Twiddling

The person who invented thumb twiddling didn't do it singlehandedly. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1648

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  Kermit the frog sang it wasn't easy being green, but this frog seems to have no problem with it:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/s... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1748

Parenting, Worry, Teens

A father said to his teenage daughter, "I want you home by 11:00 tonight." "But Daddy," she protested, "I'm not a little girl anymore." "You're right." he answered. "Better make it 10:30!"... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1675

Quote #1294

"If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarassment." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1748

One-liner #0845

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4334

Tea For Two

Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch. "W... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7658

Compliments

Fishing for Compliments: Standing in the kitchen next to the toaster with my glass raised. Nothing.... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3454

Sitting Frog

Kermit the frog may have sung "It's not easy being green," but this frog doesnt' seem to be having any problem with it. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1402

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's good news for those of you who have problems downloading YouTube videos.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-youtube-collection Enjoy the rest of today'... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3414

Eating and Drinking

(a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.(b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Britis read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
3303

Quote #1293

"No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern."- Plato read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1746

One-liner #0844

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..