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I don't feel like doing anything today. I think I've got an enlarged procrastinate.... read more..

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the... read more..

Many people still have Internet access that is too slow to enjoy watching YouTube Videos.  The YouTube Collection is a great solution for them. ... read more..

What's the solution when God answers "No" to our request for healing? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Inspired by Psalm 139:18b - I awake and I am still with you.I awake, and I am still with you, Still because you never left, your presence does not rest when I do, Still because your en... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Proclaiming Truth" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/proclaiming-truth Enj... read more..

After Sunday service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. He hadn't met the husband before, so he asked what church he was transferring from. The husband looked down at his f... read more..

"If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?" read more..

“There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a crackling fire and a Zamboni clearing the ice.” - Charlie Brown... read more..

"The most aggressive form of lactose intolerance is cow tipping." read more..

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Budget Burial" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/budget-burial Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with the railroad, and undergoes weeks of training.  The supervisor then takes him into the switch tower to test his readiness.  The following exch... read more..

Nothing says "I didn't pay alot for this funeral" like a pink station wagon. ... read more..

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the ... read more..

‎"When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard!"- Craig Groeschel... read more..

"I may not be funny but parts of me are humerus." read more..

"Women don't want to hear what you think.  Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..

"I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher r read more..

This is a milestone day for me and Mrs. Cybersalt.  Not since September 4, 2001 have we not had any teenagers. Happy Birthday Esther-Bunny! There is a new entry in the Funblog today. You wi... read more..

I cannot imagine waking up like this every day. ... read more..

During an examination, the student was not able to answer the question so he copied the answer from another good student, The answer to the problem was 'log(1+x)'. He didn't want to make it obvious t... read more..

Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of ... read more..

If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If you don't like my attitude, you should see my cat" "Menopaws, This is the hottest I've been in years." "Tak... read more..

Thank you…Black Socks with Sandals, for officially declaring to the world, “I've stopped trying.”... read more..

"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity."- Abraham Lincoln  read more..

These three picture frames were inspired by my readings on the internet about how to honour special memories while decluttering. The frame on the left displays memorabilia from our honeymoon, while th... read more..

Due to an error between my seat and my keyboard, yesterday's news was actually the news from the day before.  To correct this error, yesterday's news is now today's news. There is a new funny ca... read more..

What do you think cat's do? ... read more..

A bricklayer at my husband's construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. "I'm sick and tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted one day. "Tonight I'll set my wif... read more..

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."- G.K. Chesterson read more..