Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2504

Invisible Mercedes

If you want to see an invisible Mercedes you can come look in my driveway.  If that is too far to travel you can just watch this video. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1797

Reverent Behavior

At a local church, the members take pride in the reverent behavior of the children during the sermons. Asked how they engendered this profound respect for the Almighty, one elder explained to me: "I... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1712

One-liner #0836

"Sliced bread: The best thing since ripped up bread." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1495

Quote #1285

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2608

Pedantic Kleptomaniacs

Pedantic kleptomaniacs take things literally.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3331

Lots of Kids

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1069

Cybersalt News - April 11, 2012

There's a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a video that starts out a little slow, but I think "Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy" will impress and entertain you in the end.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/mn... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1822

Do It Now

The head of a small industrial company posted DO IT NOW signs all around his office and plant in hopes of getting better results from his workers. Some weeks later, when asked why he was removing the... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3724

Ballet Audition

There was once a beautiful fairy who yearned to be a ballet dancer. When she heard that the Royal Ballet was holding auditions in a nearby town, she harnessed 100 white pigeons to her chariot and flew... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3636

Foreign Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge t... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1542

One-liner #0835

"Women don't want to hear what you think.  Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1551

Quote #1284

"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."- Tom Robbins read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3435

Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy

This video may seem to start out slow, but don't let that rob you of the fun that comes along! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1304

Cybersalt News - April 10, 2012

Life around Cybersalt Headquarters continues at a breakneck pace!  Maisie's funeral was last week.  For those who are interested, audio and video of her funeral is on the www.asleepinchrist.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6397

Flat Screen TV

 Some flat screens install easier than others. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2420

As They Get Old Pun - Part 2

As They Get Old . . . Old hackers never die, they just go to bits. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips. Old hippies never die, they just smell that way. Old horticultu... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3461

Sick Days

It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1586

One-liner #0834

"The plan for the paperless office looked good  . . . on paper." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1520

Quote #1283

"Contentment begins where comparison ends." read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
1511

Christ Lives - So Should We!

In light of the resurrection of Jesus, we should live too! Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120408.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1465

Spending Time

Recently, taking some quiet time to reflect on my goals and priorities helped me decide to try and sell my old textbooks. I always liked having them around just in case I needed to look something up, ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1517

Reading Less to Do More

I read a lot of blogs. It's a pretty entertaining pastime, and it always gives me something interesting to think and talk about. A friend of mine asked me how I find the blogs I read, and the answer i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1085

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2012

Yes, that's right - two mailings in three days! There is a new video in the Funblog today.  Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a l... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3192

Bluegrass Birdy

Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a listen! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2006

Terror Cells in Church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2649

Seattle Cinderella

Did you know that Cinderella was a Seattle native? Who else would need a fairy to get to the ball?... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1649

One-liner #0833

"You've outdone yourself, as usual." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1509

Quote #1282

"People who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3440

Senate Comeback

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!" All the othe... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1107

Staged Healing

The work of healing God has for you may happen in stages. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..