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Two elderly gentlemen met up on the way to the funeral of one of their longtime buddies. The deceased was thought to have accumulated much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the... read more..

"A hypocrite is someone who complains that there is too much sex and violence on his DVD." read more..

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.... read more..

On the plus side, nobody can steal it! ... read more..

In case you were wondering how things are going on the Maker's Diet, it really depends. If you are a stickler, things are going medium-not-too-bad. If you are a free spirit, things are going great! Be... read more..

Happy February everyone.  I've got good news for you!  Many of you were so good in January that you've been given an extra day this month.  The rest of us are going to tag along fo... read more..

*North Americans* We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off. We demand speed laws that wil read more..

"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." read more..

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..

*How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-ou read more..

"For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction - plus a social media overreaction." read more..

A big thank-you to everyone who have missed my mailings the last 10 days or so.  I've been totally swamped with things at  church.  It always gets super busy when it's time to prepare f... read more..

I agree with the title of this video - except where one person is being dumb. (I'll leave it up to you to guess which one.)  Otherwise, yes these people are awesome! ... read more..

I am rather old-fashioned in some areas of my life, which I do not intend to upgrade to current standards. I do not believe in changing something unless it really needs to be changed. A crazy phobia i... read more..

Why does a tiger have stripes? So he won't be spotted.... read more..

After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families." The Bap... read more..

"LISTEN: When you rearrange the letters you get: SILENT" read more..

A bachelor kept a cat for companionship, and loved his cat more than life itself. He was planning a trip to England and entrusted the cat to his brother's care. As soon as he arrived in England he ca... read more..

When you are experiencing doubts and fear about the purpose of your life, remember God's salvation promise. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120129.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast... read more..

Here is something I have been thinking of mentioning for a while but wasn't sure if it was tacky or not. Today I've decided: it's my blog! Who cares if it's tacky! I am gonna tell all of y'all how to read more..

Piñata Store: "You buy it, you break it."... read more..

I really enjoyed the sermon I heard this morning and thought I would share some thoughts from it. For the second week in a row, the text was about Jesus calling his first disciples - last week was Jo read more..

After receiving the gift of salvation and being set free by God, we need to work to stay free. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120122.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120122.m... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with 4 weeks worth or service and message recordings.  You'll find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcas... read more..

My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the arrival of our first child. At my wife's insistence, we had paid our entire medical bill and were now worried about meeting other payment... read more..

If an engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture! If a scientist makes a mistake,It is a new invention! If an explorer makes a mistake,It's a new discovery! If a driver makes a mistake,It is an read more..

Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave t... read more..

" I was going to go to the Outdoor Wilderness Survival Show, but not in this weather!" read more..

"For some, it is easier emotionally to stop believing in God than to accept the existence of whatever evil has raped their life."- Pastor Tim Davis read more..

OK, so Google didn't buy the Cybersalt site.  They did give me some lovely consolation gifts for attending the seminar though and in the next while I've got a Google t-shirt coming my way. There... read more..