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Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is in the middle of a cold, winter wonderland after Victoria received the 2nd highest one day snowfall on record. Now, one might think that wou... read more..

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?" The rabbit says, "I don't know. I'm only here because of autocorrect."... read more..

Thanks to Cybersaltine S. Miholer for the original item! ’Twas just days before Christmas, and all through the houseThe wife was a’running, reminding her spouse: “You have to shop for your folks thi... read more..

I've always found a broken drum to be the perfect Christmas present: You just can't beat it!... read more..

"I don't have an advent calendar so I'm just going around opening cupboard doors and eating what I find in there." read more..

Quite frankly, I do not believe in luck in any degree. Once in a while, I will say it, but I don't believe it. Luck has no place in my wallet. Sometimes things happen that you can't plan for, which t... read more..

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themsel read more..

I remember the time of my childhood. I used to wait for Christmas very anxiously because on every Christmas my father gave me money and gifts for Christmas celebrations. With this money and gifts I en... read more..

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing; it was on the house.... read more..

"God goes to those who have time to hear him—and so on this cloudless night he went to simple shepherds." - Max Lucado read more..

I'm an elf-taught Christmas decorator.... read more..

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage approached me with a serious question. As far as I am concerned, life is full of questions, but coming from her, I need to be very careful. I have fou... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! This Christmas comes with some emotional challenges for me. Many of you will remember that my sister, Melissa, passed away shortly after Christmas last year. Officially t... read more..

I made these snacks all by my elf.... read more..

"Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most." - Ruth Carter Stapleton read more..

Dear Santa, All I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body; please don't mix it up again like last year!... read more..

My 9yr. old niece says her prayers every night and instead of Amen she says: "Hit ENTER"... read more..

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets! ... read more..

If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do?I'd dump silly gifts that are given to youAnd deliver some things just inside your front door...Things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back... read more..

Christmas is the one time of the year when it is OK to be traditional. That may be the reason why so many people look forward to the Christmas holidays. The rest of the year most people are under the... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to everyone who pointed out that the link for Sunday's video share was incorrect. You can click here to watch the Opium Bubble Man. Today's video share is another s... read more..

Christmas trees wear skirts so you won't cedar roots.... read more..

My ability to turn holiday joy into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into weight gain. - Smug Lemur... read more..

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect coup... read more..

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could get used to that. And another thing; before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. That wouldn... read more..

"Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin—inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night." - John J. Geddes read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! We have a new community being built in a huge, decommissioned gravel pit that Cybersalt World Headquarters looks over from on top of a hill. As more and more houses below ... read more..

“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.” -G. K. Chesterton... read more..

I always tell my kids that if you fart on Santa's lap, he's required by North Pole law to bring you two of everything you ask for. - Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22... read more..

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.... read more..