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The following, allegedly, are actual post-interview excerpts collected from middle managers who, needless to say, probably did not hire any of the people mentioned here: 1. "Applicant stretched out o... read more..

There is only one newly updated funny picture page on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "CD Warrior" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cd-warrior Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Jenny, come on down. Your blind date is here. ... read more..

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." read more..

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."- Charles Schulz read more..

I've been talking about you a lot with the Lord,There was so much I wanted to say,I told Him how thankful and helpful you are,how I treasure you more every day. I tried to describe how just having yo... read more..

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the ... read more..

I wasn't going to post about the diet Matt and I are doing, but it's forty days long, and now that we are mostly through day 4 I am realizing how unsatisfying it will be to keep notes for the next mo read more..

"UFOs show us that our worst fears are groundless." read more..

I have been in a bad way spiritually for the last couple months, and I finally came to my senses how foolish it is to hope for unchanged circumstances to yield new results. And this week since I decid... read more..

There are 5 more funny car pictures updated on the Cybersalt site today. To view them all just head to "Ford Pickup Bumper" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/ford-pickup-bumper Enj... read more..

"Just tell me what you need, and I'll see to it that something ought to be done!" read more..

"Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself."- JohnDewey read more..

“If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?”... read more..

A former roommate baked a coffee cake and asked me to sample it. It was pretty tasty but I asked her what the small crunchy things were in the cake. She said the recipe called for 2 cups of strong co... read more..

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to... read more..

Paul quickly regretted going with the lowest quote. ... read more..

Now that's fighting fire with fire! ... read more..

Thieves are getting pretty fast these days. ... read more..

Knowledge may come from a fountain, but common sense obviously does not come from a pump. ... read more..

That was the last time that Wrigley's Funeral Home hired anyone with "Pizza Delivery Guy" in his resume history. ... read more..

Smile for the cameras. ... read more..

In December, I took a break of pace in moving pages from the old Cybersalt site to the new one.  Some of you have noticed that the links in the "Latest Funny Pictures" module (in the right hand c... read more..

At a White House dinner, a churchman offered a benediction and closed with the pious affirmation: "The Lord is on our side." When President Lincoln did not respond to this sentiment, someone asked hi... read more..

When my demanding mother-in-law found out that I had a pager, I knew that she would buzz me a hundred times a day. I told her that when she calls she could save time by spelling out "M-O-M" on the ph... read more..

"Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."- Carl Sandburg read more..

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."... read more..

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results ... read more..

Things to do today: 1. - Get Up 2. - Go To Work 3. - Fishin' ! ... read more..