Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1253

"Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."- Thomas Edison read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1687

One-liner #0800

"A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if Cowboy Architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone." read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1357

Watching for Help

Be careful to watch out for God's help because it can come in a way very different than you expect. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111225.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1495

Quote #1252

"The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."- Marcus Aurelius read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3445

Christmas in the Dump

On behalf of Susan and myself, I’d like wish you all a blessed and joyous Christmas! My Christmas meditations started quite unexpectedly this year on October 14th. It was a cool, rainy day and I w... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0799

"Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor because if he were some sort of superbeing he'd come to my house and smash my face into my keyboa4egwsdvc8 ohuiblj4g evda zcg 9ob, jlmevda zhoph" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 24, 2011

Did you hear the one about the guy who went to a fight and a hockey game broke out? Yeah, me too. Have you heard the one about the person who went shopping at Macy's and the Hallelujah Chorus bro... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
10222

Random Act of Culture - Hallelujah Chorus

Did you hear the one about the guy who went to a fight and a hockey game broke out? Yeah, me too. Have you heard the one about the person who went shopping at Macy's and the Hallelujah Chorus broke o... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1479

Quote #1251

"In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on."- Robert Frost read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6623

The Real Night Before Christmas

The REAL Night Before Christmas(By Parents) :}:} 'Twas the night before Christmaswhen all through the houseI searched for the toolsto hand to my spouse Instructions were studiedand we were inspired,... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1663

One-liner #0798

"The stockings were hung by the chimney . . . as a warning to the others." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1386

Cybersalt News - December 23 2011

You know how kids make a mess sometimes and blame it on someone else?  Here's a kid that blames it on Someone Elf.www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/sugar-angel Enjoy the rest of today's... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1377

Quote #1250

"Saying something over and over and over doesn't make it true - unless you're saying, 'I'm boring.'" read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5796

Sugar Angel

She didn't do it - Someone Elf did it. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1451

One-liner #0797

" When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate - soup was a nightmare." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6494

Election Win

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell he... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
522

Hedge Hog Santa

Released for the first time ever: Pictures of Santa's bellybutton lint. ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5433

Christmas Cake

Every Christmas, composer Giacomo Puccini would have a cake baked for each of his friends. One year, having quarreled with Arturo Toscanini just before Christmas, he tried to cancel the order for the ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 22, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Congratulations to everyone in the Northern Hemisphere on making it through yesterday, the shortest day of the year.  I know that this makes many of you want to sing. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5510

O Holy Nightmare

Sometimes the desire you have to sing outstrips the ability you have to sing.   {audio}images/stories/mp3/OHolyNightmare_small.mp3{/audio} ^Click the arrow to play the song. ^ &nb... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sports Team Names

Top 19 Rejected Names for International Sports Teams 19. Brussels Sprouts 18. Cannes Openers 17. Amsterdam Yankees 16. Vienna Sausages 15. Belgium Waffles 14. Manila Folders 13. Czech Bouncers ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1249

"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5703

Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas

*Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas* 10. A car wash kit 9. A table saw 8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City's Home Theatre Installation Seminar 7. A case of oil 6. Five-year subs read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1570

One-liner #0796

"I live every day trying to not disappoint the guy who wrote "stay cool" in my jr. high school yearbook." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 21, 2011

It has been a while since I added an inspirational video to the Cybersalt site.  I hope you will enjoy "A Social Network Christmas" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/a-social-network-christmas Also, o... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3320

Low Fat Diet Success

My low-fat diet really works! The fat hangs lower every day.... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
4823

A Social Network Christmas

Even though today's world is very different from the world Jesus was born into, this video reminds us that mankind has not changed in so many ways.  Neither has our need of Him.  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1333

Quote #1248

"Wisdom doesn't always come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1585

One-liner #0795

"Thought I'd buy some my wife some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the ju... read more..