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Reverse results when shopping for a screwdriver at Home Depot. ... read more..

For a fun musical interlude today, check out the "North Point Christmas iBand" in the funblog today at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/north-point-christmas-iband Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation. En route, with siren going, they questioned the ... read more..

"I see you're admiring my striped vest," said no one ever. read more..

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."- William Wallace read more..

First there was the iPod, then the iPhone and next the iPad.  It was only a matter of time until an iBand came along! ... read more..

A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company.   The parishioner told the man on the ... read more..

I messed up in Saturday's news and gave the wrong link for the picture that shows the difference between men and women shopping.  You can find that page at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/male-v... read more..

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. ... read more..

"The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century."- William Lyon Phelps read more..

"Be different, conform!" read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  At Christmas, James is Merry even when others are not.  In fact, he even likes it that w... read more..

Although I may look a little stodgy on the outside with a few gray hairs blossoming on the top, I still know how to celebrate, and this is the time of the year to do that sort of thing. I love a good ... read more..

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."- Arthur Miller read more..

"You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

Here is a fun mash up of various Christmas songs performed by "Straight No Chaser" - a male a cappella group from Indiana University. ... read more..

Operation Order 12-2004 For: Official Visit of LT jg Santa Clause 1. An official staff visit by LT jg Claus is expected at this post on 25 Dec. The following directives govern activities of all Arm... read more..

The latest addition to the FunBlog is a wonderful musical interlude you shouldn't raise a glass to.  You'll find "Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/sugar... read more..

"Opposites attract, which is why it's horrible to be this handsome." read more..

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see."- JohnBurroughs read more..

IMMEDIATE DOWNSIZING MEASURES EMPLOYED The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether th... read more..

Many musical performances call for a raising of the glass.  With this performance of "Sugar Plum Fairy" by P.Tchaikovsky, you should probably just leave the glasses down. ... read more..

A long time ago, in a land far away, I was the king of the Christmas lights on my street. I'm glad I didn't have to compete against this house.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/christmas-light-show  Enj... read more..

Years ago, I was the guy that had the neighbors trying to keep up to him in the Christmas light department.  Our house, in the co-op we lived in, was decorated with tons of Christmas lights and a... read more..

A lot of money is tainted. It tain't yours and it tain't mine.... read more..

"The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."- Marcus Aurelius read more..

"I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What Denomination?" Asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well give me 50 Baptist and 5... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ever wonder what the Angel might have said if the first Christmas took place in Minnesota?  Wonder no more:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/minnesota-christmas-bible-cartoon... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..