Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1374

Quote #1242

"Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself."- Antoine de Saint-Exupery read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1891

One-liner #0789

"The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5050

Christmas Tree Search

There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and sa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1358

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2011

I have returned one of my past Christmas devotionals to the front page of the Cybersalt site.  You can read "Race Rocks Christmas" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/race-rocks-christmas Ther... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3422

The Happiest Machine

What do you get when you combine Google, a scrap metal magnet and coloured balls?  A very happy machine from the 2011 Play File Festival! F5 2011 RE:PLAY Film Festival. Inductance from Ph... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1534

Quote #1241

"Life is a long lesson in humility."- James M. Barrie read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1952

One-liner #0788

"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5150

Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas

Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas 10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage 9. Any knick-knack 8. Tickets to the ballet 7. An... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1400

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2011

The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt site is something that all men are going to realize eventually.  Find out what stage you are in at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/four-stages... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1414

Quote #1240

"'Was Jesus of Nazareth born of a virgin? The answer to that question would define human history." - Larry King read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5608

Four Stages

Men, you know it's true! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
5334

Some Assembly Required Christmas

Another Christmas morning surprise. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2592

Semi-Pro Baseball

John was never shy about reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.   "My teammates used to call me James Bond," he was telling his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the op... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
10481

The Night Before Christmas - Texas Style

Twas the night before Christmas, In Texas you know,Way out on the prairie, without any snow. Asleep in their cabin, were Buddy and Sue,A dreaming of Christmas, like me and like you. Not stockings bu... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1798

One-liner #0787

"I enjoy your company most when I am by myself." read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
8539

Race Rocks Christmas

Close to where I live, stands a lighthouse on a group of rocks known as Race Rocks. This lighthouse steers mariners clear of the 8-10 knot (9-12 mph) tide that flows between it and the south coast of ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1308

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2011

When one thinks of screaming cats, one does not imagine the screaming cats in today's FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/screaming-cats  Enjy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2242

Quote #1239

"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."- Charles Darwin read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1897

One-liner #0786

"It's a good thing your car can't travel at the speed of light - your headlights wouldn't work." read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1274

Journeying Forward

God is calling us to something new.  It's the journey that brings the healing and blessings that He has in store for us. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111211.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1072

Cybersalt News - December 11, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from November 20 and the first 2 Sundays of Advent (November 27th and December ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2492

Whatever Happened to Cute?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had commandeered the Christmas decorating operation for yet another year. I am not quite sure how she remembers when to start all of this, because the thought ha... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1428

Quote #1238

"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on."- Henry Ellis read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1626

One-liner #0785

"The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3737

Screaming Cats

Normally, if offered the opportunity to hear some screaming cats I would decline.  Who knew just how wrong I could be!? ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1852

Anything Unrelated

"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5911

The ABC Song

Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.) Custome... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1095

Cybersalt News - December 9, 2011

Shepherds need help from the sheep - in the field and in the church.www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/christmas-sheep-help-cartoon Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
5569

Christmas Sheep Help

Sometimes you need a little help from your friends. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2123

German Barber

Q. How should you greet a German barber? A. "Herr Dresser." (Bob Phillips)... read more..