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"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober *Seasonal Ways of Calling Someone A Goober* - A couple of ... read more..

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."- Douglas Adams read more..

The Tejano Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa,Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,Some in camisas ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope you are all having a great day.  And if you aren't, remember that some days you are the snowman and other days you're the deer.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/... read more..

Dog's Rules For Christmas 1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog cuddles. 2. They... read more..

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." read more..

"Great. My book ran out of batteries. Stupid future."- Andy Daly  read more..

How can you make Christmas shopping even crazier?  Let your friend send you to the store with a crazy list of items to shop for!  The results are pretty funny, as you will see in the newest ... read more..

Q: Who are the most decent people in the hospital? A: The ultrasound people.... read more..

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" read more..

These guys are pretty funny - especially when they are trying to keep a straight face! ... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."- Richard Bach read more..

This Christmas, I think the chimney at Cybersalt World Headquaters is going to be locked.  Here's why:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-mohawk Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

This is why I'm locking my chimney this Christmas Eve. ... read more..

Two women who were having lunch in an elegant hotel were approached by a mutual friend who asked the occasion for the meal. One lady replied, "We are celebrating the birth of my baby boy." "But wher... read more..

"I intend to live forever; so far, so good." read more..

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." read more..

Enjoy today's mailing! Yeah, that's about it for the news today. You can always try herding cats if you like!https://www.cybersalt.org/games/cat-herding OK, now enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

"Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days." read more..

Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus. 1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee. 2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office. 3. You could grow a gut the si... read more..

"God isn't looking for perfect people. He is looking to perfect people." read more..

Santas elves are subordinate clauses.  ... read more..

God shows mercy to the humble and thirsty. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111204.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Today's featured page on the Cybersaltsite is Jeff Larson's "Good Christmas Gifts" cartoon at:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/good-christmas-gifts-cartoon Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

"What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it. Every opportunity has a difficulty, and every difficulty has an opportunity."- J. Sidlow Baxter read more..

Dewey collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Dewey thought for a moment an... read more..

"Confidence is the feeling you have before you really understand the problem." read more..