Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20692 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6984

Christmas Sign

A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company.   The parishioner told the man on the ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1339

Cybersalt News - December 19, 2011

I messed up in Saturday's news and gave the wrong link for the picture that shows the difference between men and women shopping.  You can find that page at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/male-v... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6169

Christmas Card Blues

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1416

Quote #1246

"The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century."- William Lyon Phelps read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1598

One-liner #0793

"Be different, conform!" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1396

Cybersalt News - December 18, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  At Christmas, James is Merry even when others are not.  In fact, he even likes it that w... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3060

Merry is as Merry Celebrates

Although I may look a little stodgy on the outside with a few gray hairs blossoming on the top, I still know how to celebrate, and this is the time of the year to do that sort of thing. I love a good ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1504

Quote #1245

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."- Arthur Miller read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1687

One-liner #0792

"You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
10609

Christmas Mash-Up

Here is a fun mash up of various Christmas songs performed by "Straight No Chaser" - a male a cappella group from Indiana University. ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4983

Christmas Operation Order

Operation Order 12-2004 For: Official Visit of LT jg Santa Clause 1. An official staff visit by LT jg Claus is expected at this post on 25 Dec. The following directives govern activities of all Arm... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1386

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2011

The latest addition to the FunBlog is a wonderful musical interlude you shouldn't raise a glass to.  You'll find "Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/sugar... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1957

One-liner #0791

"Opposites attract, which is why it's horrible to be this handsome." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1395

Quote #1244

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see."- JohnBurroughs read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6512

Christmas Downsizing

IMMEDIATE DOWNSIZING MEASURES EMPLOYED The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether th... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
9594

Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp

Many musical performances call for a raising of the glass.  With this performance of "Sugar Plum Fairy" by P.Tchaikovsky, you should probably just leave the glasses down. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1354

Cybersalt News - December 16, 2011

A long time ago, in a land far away, I was the king of the Christmas lights on my street. I'm glad I didn't have to compete against this house.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/christmas-light-show  Enj... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5667

Christmas Light Show

Years ago, I was the guy that had the neighbors trying to keep up to him in the Christmas light department.  Our house, in the co-op we lived in, was decorated with tons of Christmas lights and a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2368

A Lot of Money

A lot of money is tainted. It tain't yours and it tain't mine.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1488

Quote #1243

"The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."- Marcus Aurelius read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1985

One-liner #0790

"I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6385

Christmas Postage

A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What Denomination?" Asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well give me 50 Baptist and 5... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1354

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ever wonder what the Angel might have said if the first Christmas took place in Minnesota?  Wonder no more:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/minnesota-christmas-bible-cartoon... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6091

Minnesota Christmas

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1395

Quote #1242

"Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself."- Antoine de Saint-Exupery read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1908

One-liner #0789

"The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5082

Christmas Tree Search

There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and sa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1380

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2011

I have returned one of my past Christmas devotionals to the front page of the Cybersalt site.  You can read "Race Rocks Christmas" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/race-rocks-christmas Ther... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3448

The Happiest Machine

What do you get when you combine Google, a scrap metal magnet and coloured balls?  A very happy machine from the 2011 Play File Festival! F5 2011 RE:PLAY Film Festival. Inductance from Ph... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1553

Quote #1241

"Life is a long lesson in humility."- James M. Barrie read more..