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Dear Friend, This perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to.  Since it snowed last night, I got up early and made a sled with old barn wo... read more..

The teacher was trying desperately to get three twelve-year-old boys to act out the part of the three kings, but with little success. When they got to the crib where the pretend baby was lying, each ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I dropped by our daughter's the other day to pick up a pair of slippers that Grandma Cybersalt had left there earlier in the day when she was helping out with the grandkids... read more..

A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center.  Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an... read more..

There's nothing I want more this Christmas than your presents.... read more..

Holiday lights should be festive, while at the same time not encouraging aircraft to land. - Charles Lake... read more..

"The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of deep darkness a light has dawned." - Isaiah, the prophet read more..

Most Holy & Majestic Father, There's so much "hype" around Christmas time. I have to admit that I enjoy all the jolly jingle and festive frolic as much as anyone. But, Lord, as I enter into the f... read more..

Boy! Are Australians ever keen for writing "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" variations. Kevin Clark wrote the following one from scratch after getting a few different versions from the CleanLaugh li... read more..

For a long time, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has accused me of talking in my sleep. I never believed her and just thought she was joking. At least, I thought it was a joke. One time she ac... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! With the return of the season of advent, Cybersalt World Headquarters is once again full of Christmas jazz music while I work. I think I have already discovered what is go... read more..

A king had to leave for a long journey, and he wondered who he should leave in charge of his kingdom while he was gone. One day when he was out riding alone, a woman appeared in the mist. "Soon you w... read more..

A perfectly managed Christmas correct in every detail is a sure sign of someone who hasn't enough to do. - Katherine Whitehorn... read more..

The strict and unsmiling manager noticed that the suggestion box was missing from the wall beside the time clock. He began to ask around to see who knew what had become of it. "You!" he yelled at one... read more..

If you're mad at someone, first let him sit in your car, and then you can belt him.... read more..

Human beings are not born with self-control. We have to learn what to do with the mad that we feel. Learning to control ourselves is a long, hard process. It happens little by little. In fact, it is s... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! There was no mailing last Sunday. After a fun day of driving up island to take in a granddaughter's dance recital I rushed home to do a final cleanup ... read more..

Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.  Waiting in the line to pay, I not... read more..

Sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought life would be like to find joy in the story you are actually living. - Rachel Marie Martin... read more..

"I don't exercise; if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers read more..

I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a gift for my new wife. At an airport gift shop, I found a coffee mug imprinted with the words, "I love you" inside... read more..

Have you heard the latest amoeba pick up line? Well, those little cells just sidle right up to another and they say, "Hey, baby, after they made you they threw away the mold."... read more..

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx (1890-1977) "Television: chewing gum for the eyes." - Frank Lloyd Wr read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I'm still alive! Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not watch Sunday's video share, "The World's Smallest Movie" - not b... read more..

The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender ... read more..

Heading into Target . . . . Wife: "All we need is milk and a loaf of bread. This will be Quick"  Me: "I don't believe you." Wife: "Why?!" Me: "Well, for starters you just grabbed a cart!"... read more..

A Christian farmer spent the day in the city. In a restaurant for his meal, he sat near a group of young men. After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food, one of the young men thought he woul... read more..

A man visiting a doctor says; Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment. The doctor replied, "But you are not one of my patients." The man said, "I know. But my u... read more..

My four-year-old handed me a drawing "What's this? I asked. "It's us," he replied I looked at it and I noticed an extra figure. "Who's that?" I asked. "That's the old woman who visits me," he s... read more..

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. - Spencer Tracy... read more..