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Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine,While ants and roaches march in time. Bless our yard where spiders passFire ant castles in the gr... read more..

Visitor: "Say, look at that big bunch of buffalos." Ranch Hand: "Not 'bunch' -- 'herd'." Visitor: "Heard what?" Ranch Hand: "Herd of buffalos." Visitor: "Sure, I've heard of buffalos. There's a bi... read more..

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizer... read more..

Over the past few weeks (or was it months?) I've been recovering from some health issues. They were not that serious, just annoying. I spent one day in the hospital and the rest of the time in bed, wh... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am off to the dentist this morning. My favourite dental hygienist has retired so I hope her replacement is good. I also hope she is positive, even though she will spend m... read more..

I listen because I know exactly how it feels to be unheard. - Unknown... read more..

After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn be... read more..

One of the kindergarten teacher's Chinese-Canadian students was about to get a new little brother or sister. The teacher asked every few days if the blessed event had happened yet. The little boy was ... read more..

I believe in you ... I also believe in bigfoot so don't get too excited.... read more..

I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. I'll call it my oughtabiography.... read more..

- photo by Susan PageFollowing Sunday morning services, many in our congregation go to the gym for coffee/tea/ and fellowship. This is the morning highlight for those needing their coffee fix. I am no read more..

Please note that I originally wrote this last week (June 30th) but the Cybersalt Digest did not go out due to technical problems (technically, I made a mistake again!) Sunday greetings, everyone! A ... read more..

At our small group Bible Study meeting this week, the leader was comparing modes of transportation in Bible times to present day vehicles. A female donkey was easy to control and a preferred means of... read more..

Did you know that if you garden in your back yard naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence for absolutely no cost to you.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - happy 4th of July to my US subscribers! The cherry tree at Cybersalt World Headquarters is all picked - by the starlings, crows, robins, and especially racoons. The racoon... read more..

My life coach just informed me I didn't make the team!... read more..

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.... read more..

- photo by Susan PageOnce a week I have the privilege of sharing lunch with my special needs friend. Often, I need to remind her to use her indoor voice. I have the opposite problem with my youngest read more..

If you think you love "Freedom" but you don't care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is "Privilege." - unknown... read more..

Howard came home from work one evening and there was his wife Miriam in the kitchen crying out loud. "What's the matter, darling?" he asked her. "I just don't know what to do," said Miriam. "Because... read more..

Road signs are a real indication of what an area is like. In Virginia you have signs saying DEER CROSSING. At Yellowstone you have signs saying BEAR CROSSING. In Africa you have signs saying ELEP... read more..

In the dim and distant past When life's tempo wasn't fast Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat, and baby-sit. When her kids were in a jam They could always count on gram. In an age of gracious ... read more..

After directory assistance gave Glenda her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him - and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" Glenda asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him h... read more..

Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair. I envied her, she seemed so gay,And I wished I was as fair. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle. She had one leg and use... read more..

"Cheer up now, you faint-hearted warrior. Not only has Christ traveled the road, but He has defeated your enemies." - Charles H. Spurgeon read more..

During my health hiatus, I did things I never had time to do before, one of which was to check out some Reality TV Shows. I never had much interest in these TV shows, but I thought now would be a goo... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! No, I haven't fallen and can't get up! Our niece took this picture of Grandma Cybersalt and me as we tried to get pictures of a flower we had never seen before. This was du... read more..

It's career day at school and the teacher instructs his students each to stand up, state their parents' occupation, spell it and then tell what their parent would do if they were here today.  Li... read more..

Have you ever turned on your hot water only to find out it's stone-cold? Hot water is one of those instant blessings we consistently have without ever giving it a second thought. Turn on the hot wate... read more..

I have a perfect body -  but it's in the trunk and starting to smell.... read more..