Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 24, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. You'll find "Funny Cat Playing Basketball" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/funny-cat-playing-basketball Enjoy the rest of today's digest.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bus Fare to Train Station

Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?" "Sixty cents," said the driver. The man raced alongside the bus until the next stop and then gasped, "What is ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2817

Some Great Advice

Some great advice: Don't date because you are desperate.Don't marry because you are miserable.Don't have kids because you think your genes are superior.Don't philander because you think you are irres... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1199

"She believes in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist."- Jean-Paul Satre read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0746

"Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?" read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Kaleidoscope

"A kaleidoscope is a device for watching automobile accidents." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Caution When Mopping

Be careful when you mop the floor. This Yellow Pages commercial shows how wet you can get the floor. ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Own This

We cannot earn the salvation Jesus purchased for us with His life, but we can OWN it. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111023.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111023.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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A Serious No Parking Sign

I don't think they want anyone to park there. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pasta Pastor Head

Introducing the new pasta of Macaroni Bible Church. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 23, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site.  He's been working hard at loafing around, but his wife has a different view on what he should ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3354

Funny Cat Playing Basketball

A funny cat playing basektball?  How could this not belong in the FunBlog?  Enjoy! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3136

Keyboard Jockey Exercise

For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day) that don't want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
23138

Message From a Mom to Her Child

Message From A Mom To Her Child: I gave you life, but cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, but I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, but I cannot make you believe. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1198

"Pick your friends, but not to pieces." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1474

One-liner #0745

Whatever doesn't kill me makes me all like, "Whoa! That was close!"... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2500

Marriage Names

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho. She'd be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopr... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Elephant Out of Africa

"Why did I ever leave Africa?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
24960

Sleeping Deer Hunter

Ben's nap came at quite a deer price. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6317

Puking Pumpkin

Are you sick of that holiday at the end of October too? (Which shall not be named to try to avoid their Google ads.) ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
13361

School Bus Dragster

The school zone speed limit in Thurston County is 175 MPH. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Assume Nothing Cemetery

Assume nothing at Assumption Cemetary. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Jenga Game

It's your turn - loser. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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No Smoking On Bus

Smoking will exhaust you. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bring Your Kids Fighter Jets

Bring your kid to work day is pretty wild in the military. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4343

The Human Fridge Magnet

Dad, it drew me like a magnet! read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Llama Golf Caddy

As seen at the Jack Hanna invitational golf tournament. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 22, 2011

Today's latest entry in the FunBlog is "Russian Road Surprise" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/russian-road-surprise Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Russian Road Surprise

Russia continues to be a land of mystery and surprise for many people. ... read more..