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How farmer John didn't notice Bessy had hidden in the car was beyond understanding. ... read more..

Well hello there -  remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK.  I can't really go into the details of what to... read more..

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring. ... read more..

They tried everything to keep up with quotas down at the convertible factory. ... read more..

Though some thought she looked strange Montabo sure was handy to have around to help open paint cans. ... read more..

Nobody really expected the stork would agree to take Johnny back on warranty. ... read more..

Hector and his re-cycle. ... read more..

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds? Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway!  ... read more..

It was just a day at Darien Lake, an upstate New York amusement park. My daughter, her friend, and I were standing in the usual long, snaking line to ride the park's roller coaster, called the Viper.... read more..

"Faith: Putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch." read more..

Papering Over The Truth: It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.... read more..

Church Challenge: Sunny today with a slight chance of participation.... read more..

If you have ever been hurt by the way a church does money, this message is full of good news for you. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111002.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111... read more..

Santa has cut back on greenhouse gases, but increased his carbon footprint. ... read more..

Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting their end of the year program for the congregation - telling about the life of Jesus. When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little b... read more..

I think I may have heard 49 of these 50 famous parental sayings. ... read more..

I guess you're wondering why I called this meeting. ... read more..

"Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."- Lewis Grizzard read more..

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Hallmark-Billboard" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/hallmark-billboard Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Did you hear about the folks at the zoo who work in the butterfly room there? One of them is doing such a good job they named him "Employee of the Moth." (Craig Bell)... read more..

The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's arm. "Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?" Sm... read more..

Courses for Life in a PC (Politically Correct) World - SSC101 Spinal Strengthening and Conditioning 1: This course explores the techniques needed to have an opinion, state it, and stick to it. The co... read more..

"Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it." read more..

"I do have washboard abs - they just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment." read more..

If you avoid being in the wrong place you won't suffer what happens there at the wrong time. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/... read more..

"Only 92 of our 100 cows were in the barn so I couldn't begin the milking. We still lacked eight," Tom uttered. read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with the service and message recordings from the last three weekends. You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multi... read more..

1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. 2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. 3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life read more..

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

"The man who writes the bank's advertising slogan is not the same man who makes the loans."- George Coote read more..