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"Carpe diem": Seize the day; "Carp in denim": There's a fish in my pants! read more..

On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship's officer what it was called. "It's some dumb glacier," he replied. Disappointed by... read more..

"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier." - Mother Teresa read more..

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all day. - Mitch Hedburg... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip which was very enjoyable in the easiest parts and blessed in the challenging parts. For one of the Sundays we were away I was... read more..

Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad ... read more..

Ron just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut off a truck driver. The trucker motioned for Ron to pull over. When he did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of cha... read more..

John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?" "I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get a compliment."... read more..

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowi... read more..

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they'll want to use it.... read more..

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house in read more..

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her … or something like that.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and my travels are going well. Right now she is in Portland Oregon at a conference while I am still in Ontario wrapping up with more time with my parents.... read more..

A DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The old ran... read more..

The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on the... read more..

"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

"Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!" read more..

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved s... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today's news is that Grandma Cybersalt and I spent yesterday travelling back east to visit my folks. We have arrive safely and ready for some sleep! Today's video share i... read more..

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.... read more..

"Even in the trials of life, if we have eyes to see them, we can find good things everywhere we look." - Joanna Gaines read more..

The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then ... read more..

A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn't its real name - just a pen name.... read more..

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in the group? Answer: Just look for the grey hares.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I both had colds this week, but we are grateful for the timing because this weekend we are heading on a trip back east to visit my parents and our dau... read more..

Can a Vicar ever win? If he visit’s his flock he’s nosey. If he doesn’t - he’s lazy or a snob. If he preaches longer than 10 minutes it’s too long. If he doesn’t - he can’t be bothered to prepare fo... read more..

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Presbyterian all die and go to heaven. St. Peter comes around to the Pearly Gates and leads them through to a hallway lined with doors. These, he explains, lead to the pla... read more..

"When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around." - Willie Nelson read more..

Relationships are a lot like algebra ... have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?... read more..

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again but had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, reverses the... read more..