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Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Weather Station".  You will find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/weather-station Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me." The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play... read more..

"Live Your Prayers" I knelt to pray when day was doneAnd prayed, "O Lord, bless everyone,Lift from each saddened heart the painAnd let the sick be well again." And then I woke another dayAnd careles read more..

"Inspiration does not teach that the human hand was flawless. It teaches that the hand of God that guided the human hand was flawless." read more..

It didn't take long to see that the new guy knew nothing about loading planes. ... read more..

Who says the weather is hard to predict? ... read more..

Who said, "Camoflauge is for the birds"? ... read more..

Sign in a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."... read more..

"It's my own invention," Tom replied patently. (Nathan Howe) read more..

Thank you for flying Microsoft Airlines. ... read more..

Everyone at the family reunion was alarmed at how large the growth on Frank's chest had become. ... read more..

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Take the Hint".  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/take-the-hint Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

In hindsight, using a plane to pry the hood latch open was overkill. ... read more..

"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.(Simon Champion) read more..

"Purpose: Find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition." read more..

"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?" read more..

The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a... read more..

On thinking ahead, from the novel "Artifact" by Greg Benford, a "hard" sci-fi writer who is also a physicist: "There was a great mathematician named Hilbert, who telegraphed Berlin saying he had prov... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

The truths of Psalm 4 bring relief to those in distress. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3">     ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today.  James is not sure if he is middle-class or not, but he does have some ideas on how they shoul... read more..

Aincient Bookplate Steale not this book for fear of shameFor here you see ye owner hys nameAnd when you die ye Lord will sayeWhere is that boke you stole away?Then if you say, you cannot telle,Ye Lor... read more..

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents. I finally... read more..

"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but read more..

"Forget this dead end town - I'm going to mime school!" read more..

I'm not quite sure where the term "middle class" came from. I can never remember using it in any conversations I've ever had. In fact, the only time I hear the phrase is when some politician is speaki... read more..

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on t... read more..

Frank just wasn't taking the hint that his body odor was bothering the other garden club members. ... read more..

Not the best way to add horsepower to your car. ... read more..