Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1560

Quote #1166

"Nuclear physics is much easier than tax law. It's rational and always works the same way." - Jerold Rochwald read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8324

Police Department Road Sign

The Lewiston City works department were a bit bitter about not getting a raise. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1535

One-liner #0714

"I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!" read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
7284

Hair Count Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
7728

Miraculous Feeding Franchising

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1477

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  He is feeling much better about his money situation now.  You can read "I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challen... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2265

My Cup Has Overflowed

I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now.But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow. And as I go along life's way,I'm reaping better than I sowed.I'm drinking from my saucer... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3103

Chapatti Riddle

In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an empty stomach. Pastor Tim replied "Seven". His friend asked him, "When you eat the first chapatti your stomach... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2065

Music Saved My Life

Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica.  "Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?" "Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your  grandma and I were young, musi... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1370

Quote #1165

"Stupidity got me into this mess -- why can't it get me out?" read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1851

One-liner #0713

"The value of a dog is its constant reminder of how much fun it is to be idiotic." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1072

Lessons From a Loser

King Jehoram was a piece of work - but we can still learn a lot from the story of his life. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3"> ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1156

Cybersalt News - September 11, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone on this day when we remember the 10th anniversary of the September 11 attacks. I've updated the Westside Bible Church Website with recordings of the messages from August 21 ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1969

Wise Uncle Rusty

Uncle Rusty is a wise man. A while back he retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and quiet, puttering around his worksh... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3183

Golf course, may I help you?

Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? ----------------------------- Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller:... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2253

Cholesterophobia

Cholesterophobia: The fear of frying.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1297

Quote #1164

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10442

Wooden Lamborghini

Benny wanted a 4X4, but could only afford a few 2X4's. ... read more..

God's Penman
5195

I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challenged

As I was listening to the president give his speech on the country's economy last week I was simultaneously trying to balance my checkbook. Math was never my strong suit. In fact, when it comes to mat... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
11786

Three Guy Towing

"Three Guys Towing" had an unconventional approach. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11365

Pencils Hair

Nobody could figure out how supplies were being smuggled out of the office. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
13989

Ironic Truck Fire

Wanted: Barrel O' Water. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10931

Sign Argument

Here's a sign you really can't argue with. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6941

Donkey Self Esteem

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1522

One-liner #0712

Buy a parrot and teach him how to say this one thing: "Help! they transformed me into a parrot, help me!!"... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1334

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2011

There have been no Cybersalt Digests the last couple of days due to vacation catch-up work.  You know what I mean - the work you have to scramble to catch up on because you rested from doing it a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2007

Pao, Senhor?

He couldn't have been over six years old.  Dirty face, barefooted, torn T-shirt, matted hair.  He wasn't too different from the other hundred thousand or so street orphans that roam Rio de J... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1531

One-liner #0711

"It is better to own a politician than be one." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1519

Quote #1163

"Love wouldn't be so blind if the braille wasn't so great." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1991

Quintessential

Quintessential: five things are super important.... read more..