Monthly Archive - Results from #12450

16 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1616

One-liner #0718

"Your wife wants to be treated like a queen - just not Marie Antoinette." read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2289

A young woman, extraordinarily attractive in personality, character and presentation, was suffering from a illness that made her lips cracked and sore. The slightest movement of her mouth caused pain ... read more..

16 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1421

Quote #1170

"The relativism which is not willing to speak about truth but only about 'what is true for me' is an evasion of the serious business of living. It is the mark of a tragic loss of nerve in our contempo read more..

16 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15523

Looking Down Your Nose

Sadly, since becoming a Deacon, Bob looked down his nose at everybody. ... read more..

16 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

41155

Lawn Mower Tattoo

Bob had no clue as to what was really causing his baldness. ... read more..

16 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10861

No Jack Stands

"And that, Dr. Feinstein, is why I am at the emergency ward today." read more..

16 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7866

Football Player Storage

It's not easy being on the B squad. ... read more..

16 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8708

Nightmare On Elm Street

It was a nightmare to get directions to Elm Street. ... read more..

16 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

4221

Go God Sports Fan

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

16 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1411

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the Simply Susan blog today. It's one of those stories – strange, yet true. You can read "Bang!" at:www.cybersalt.org/simply-susan/bang Today's featured funny page on th... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2825

Community Newspaper

Gilbert, South Carolina is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community paper. I asked one old-timer about it. He replied, "We all know what everybody else is doing, but we like ... read more..

15 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1530

One-liner #0717

"The closest to perfection anyone ever comes is when he or she fills out a job application form." read more..

15 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7679

Ninja Lawyer

These lawyers will really fight for you in court. ... read more..

15 Sep

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

19082

Bang!

This is one of those stories – strange, yet true. On a lovely Thursday evening in June, Tim, Esther and I were in our downstairs den/office where we spend most of our time these days, when we heard t... read more..

15 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

21104

Old vs Young Employees

Workplace dynamics explained. ... read more..

15 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1657

Friendly Fish Competition

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant Marlin that was larger & heavier than he was. On the way to the cleaning shed he ran into a buddy who had maybe a dozen or so Rockfish. The buddy eyed ... read more..

15 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1293

Quote #1169

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.- CS Lewis read more..

15 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10323

Mailbox Motor

The Woods family tried everything to speed up delivery of their mail. ... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2135

Vegetable Soup

Checking the menu, a restaurant customer ordered a bowl of vegetable soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth. He called the wait... read more..

15 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8952

Porche With A Mouth

It's the new Porche Sayaaaaah! ... read more..

15 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

7724

Joshua at Preschool

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

15 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 15, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you want to have a laugh, buy your grandparents a web cam. You'll see what I mean if you watch "Webcam 101 For Seniors" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/webcam-101-for... read more..

14 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2364

The Rich Family In Church

The Rich Family In ChurchBy Eddie Ogan I'll never forget Easter 1946. I was 14, my little sister Ocy was 12,and my older sister Darlene 16. We lived at home with our mother, and the four of us knew w... read more..

14 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1454

Quote #1168

"I will love the light for it shows me the way. Yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars."- Og Mandino read more..

14 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

13715

Florida Population Sign

Sense Us Florida ... read more..

14 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11096

Monkey Break

A rarely seen photo from the coffee-break room at the zoo. ... read more..

14 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

9964

Horse Stand

Suddenly, Mary's Mother's Day present didn't seem so great! ... read more..

14 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

11668

King Solomon on Jeopardy

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

14 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

11062

Road Rage Support Group

It was clear that Ted had stopped attending his road rage support group. ... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3347

Frazzled Doctor

As soon as I stepped into the urgent-care facility in my hometown, I could see the place was packed with patients. The nurses and doctors all seemed frazzled. I discovered just how frazzled when a do... read more..