Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13917

Barber Play

Just say "No!" when your brother asks if you want to play barber shop. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8839

Benetton Formula One Speeding Ticket

No signals, no brake lights, 220 in a 40 zone; oh yeah, this ticket is going to cost you. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1691

One-liner #0706

"Today's helpful tip: Thicken up runny low-fat yogurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1842

One-liner #0705

"I hate people who speak for other people, and so do you." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2084

What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find an... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1097

Wake Up People, We're on the Winning Team

John Reaume reminds us that followers of Jesus are on the winning team and that we should bend our knee in worship, service, and allegiance to Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110828.mp3... read more..

Davis Family News
Pastor Tim
3388

Congratulations Clayton and Rebecca

Congratulations to the newlyweds,  Mr. and Mrs. Clayton and Rebecca Davis. Clayton and Rebecca were married today at St. Mary's Anglican Church in Nanoose, British Columbia.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1593

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2011

The invasion has happened!  The extended Davis family has come from afar and invaded Cybersalt World Headquarters for this weekend's celebration of Clayton and Rebecca's wedding. To accommodate e... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1775

One-liner #0704

"Compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1909

Virginia Earthquake

The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C. The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over i... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1534

Quote #1158

"People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed. Never throw out anyone." - Audrey Hepburn read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2212

Autobiography

"An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7483

Dog House Rules Progression

1.  Dogs are never permitted in the house.  The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house. 2.  Okay, the dog can enter the ho read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7372

Sign Secruity

Secruity to the parking lot please! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6116

Adam's Childhood

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6505

Train Bring a Friend 2

"Bring-a-Friend Sunday" was more popular than ever at Pastor Tim's Church. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5709

Car Club - Not!

Who needs the club? ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1529

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2011

Riddle me this Batman! OK, Batman is not a subscriber of the Cybersalt Digest so let's leave him out. But Tuesday's riddle does have a number of you stumped so here is the answer (with congratulatio... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12468

The Nuns of Gavarone

The Nuns of Gavarone ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2019

A Man for Every Woman

Diane was getting real discouraged over the lack of finding a steady man in her life. In an attempt to lift her spirits, her friend Karen said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for every ma... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3665

More Laws of Life

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. * Lerman's Law of Techno read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1972

One-liner #0703

"I think my smart phone is broken.... I pressed my home button but I'm still at work." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2672

Stealing Wifi

"If your neighbor asks you if you were stealing his wifi, you may feel like it's an invasion of your piracy." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1549

Quote #1157

"Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action..as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8757

Giant Badminton Birdy

It Was Dangerous Playing With The Big Kid On The Street. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7136

Park Sleep

Nobody bothered Laura when she slept at the park. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19256

Toilet Scooter

Great - one more seat for couples to argue about! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
20413

Car Bird Poop

I think it is safe to say that the flock gave this year's model two wings down. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6118

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1542

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2011

I've have just finished moving all of my past devotionals from the old site to the new Cybersalt Site.  They are in the Cybersalt Shaker area at: www.cybersalt.org/blogs/totally-tim/cybersalt-sh... read more..