Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1465

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2011

Yesterday's Cybersalt Digest did not go out because of an error between my seat and my keyboard (I set it to go out for the wrong date). Speaking of mistakes - one mistake I did not make was marrying... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1536

Quote #1156

"I am not afraid of the dark - I am afraid of monsters." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4032

Maturity Under Attack

We Must Stop This!! Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything seems uphill from where you are? Stairs are steeper. Groceries are heavier, and everything is farther away. Yes... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1853

One-liner #0702

A bumper sticker seen on a stealth bomber: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN WE WASTED 50 BILLION BUCKS."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1811

Value For Money

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted? Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive. Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1741

Surgeon Book Return

A surgeon goes to return some books borrowed from the library. The librarian quips after checking the books, "Sir your books are always returned with the last page missing in every book." The surgeon... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6217

NASA Funding Solution

Nasa may have found a way to keep the space shuttle program going. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15881

Superman Squirrel

Oh! That's how they jump from branch to branch. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
17206

Cyclops Cindi

Cindi - with an "I" ... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
15693

Grid Game

At first this game looks like it you can only try to find the longest combo by randomly clicking a starting piece, but there is so much more that you can do! For instance, see if you can get all the p... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6280

Cubicle King

George was the king of his cubicle. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5162

Motorcycle Landing

Butch's jump off the ramp was excellent! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1639

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  He has become all thumbs with his new cell phone.  You can read "Finding a Cure for Textaholics" at:www.cybersalt.or... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4747

Busy Mom

My busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners on, so she resorted to posting this reminder on the kitchen door: "STOVE?" My sister, back from college, noticed... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1409

Quote #1155

"If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself."- Augustine read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2006

Under the Bed

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1581

One-liner #0701

"When I was born I was so lazy, my parents had to feed me and dress me and carry me around with them all day." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1937

Low 80's Golf

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. "Any ho read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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When We Haven't Changed

Don't be discouraged when you see ways that you haven't changed - even after many years of following Jesus. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110821.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1570

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with last weekend's message and service.  You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/courageous-judgemen... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1456

Quote #1154

"Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest." read more..

God's Penman
3696

Finding a Cure for Textaholics

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly upgraded our lives with cell phones. Up to this time, I just assumed the cell phone was what a prisoner used.. My wife and I drug our ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11622

The Long Neck Of The Law

The Long Neck Of The Law ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9230

Grizzly Golf

It serves them right after shooting all those birdies and eagles. Thanks to Charles Lindsay for permission to use this photo from his book "Lost Balls" available at www.lostballs.net . ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3628

Leaving the Farm

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, about to... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2231

Division of Labor

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes al... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1757

One-liner #0700

"A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1948

Rough Childhood

"My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away." - Rodney Dangerfield read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9670

Reebok Running Shoe Car

If the shoe fits, drive it. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1523

Cybersalt News - August 20, 2011

My apologies to those of you who received doubles of today's Cybersalt Digest.  Some of the initial mails that went out still had yesterday's news instead of today's news. Today's featured page,... read more..