Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2066

Progress, Progress?

You know you are living in the 21st century when ... . Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. . You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
407

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Thanksgiving in Canada! Grandma Cybersalt and I headed up island yesterday and had a fun day with two of our kids and their families. We had a great turkey meal... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
466

Quote #2127

"Joy is the simplest form of gratitude." - Karl Barth read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
483

One-Liner #1690

I changed my password to "incorrect", so whenever I forget what it is the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1926

Gratefulness

Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made won... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2053

Nice Calf

Moses broke the ten commandments.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2901

Getting Out

During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we'd lost our map. The patrol navigator informed us, "Our odds are... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
422

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am wondering if anyone out there has a website that needs a redo or major redesign? A refugee we have been in contact with for many years has lost the financial help... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3025

Pocket Taser

This was written by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion w... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
464

Quote #2126

"The wind is rising, and the air is wild with leaves. We have had our summer evenings; now for October eves!" – Humbert Wolfe read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
453

One-Liner #1689

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus ... or a really cool opotamus? - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6188

Gardening Help

An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes.  So he wrote to his son about his predicament. The son sen... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5074

Moray Music

Listening to choral music is an acquired taste.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1949

Fortune Cookies, Future, Occult

Found in a fortune cookie: "You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products."... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
406

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to October! Grandma Cybersalt and I have seasons passes for the local Imax theatre. I realize that make us sound kind of old, but it actually helps keep us lo... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
677

Why God Gave Me a Tongue

One thing about getting older is that you begin to understand the old saying that you don’t know what you don’t know. It has been so true for me. When I think I know everything, something comes up tha... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
416

Quote #2125

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” – John Steinbeck... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
458

One-Liner #1688

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2054

Bible Reading

When I was about 20 yrs. old I was asked by a Minister in our church who my favorite fictional author was. I told him I was reading the complete works of Sherlock Holmes by Doyle. He asked if I skipp... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2893

Travel Deal

A travel agent said to his customer, "I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks." "How come so cheap?" replied the customer. The travel agent told her, "The days are July 1... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1991

Worrying in Vein

Cholesterophobia: The fear of frying.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
412

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt Site (link below). Thanks to Cybersaltine Walter M. for helping with editing this after it's translation ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2596

Last Request

An old Irish man is lying in bed, very ill.  His son is sitting at his bedside, expecting the end to come at any moment.  The old man looks up at the boy and says, "Son, it's time for you to... read more..

Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
679

Refuge and Strength (Psalm 46)

God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. According to Dr. Billy Graham, he used to read five Psalms every day- that taught him how to get along with God. Then h... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
471

Quote #2124

"In school they told me 'Practice makes perfect.' And then they told me that nobody is perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5883

In-Flight Humor

 Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture," and their other announcements, a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been h read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2690

Operator Error

Most auto accidents are caused by a mechanical fault - the loose nut behind the steering wheel.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1806

Drunkeness, Alcohol

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said th... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
495

One-Liner #1687

I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the parkade; that is wrong on so many levels.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
395

Cybersalt News - September 25, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am returning to my former church today to lead a memorial service for a lady who passed away back in November 2020. I am finding that the time delay is casting a very di... read more..