Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1437

Courageous Judgement

The blessed life God calls us to requires courageous living preceded by wholehearted, impartial and discerning judgement. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110814.mp3{/audio} Download {a... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1551

Cybersalt News - August 14, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. Who am I? • Why do I do this? • How can I figure this out? • Why do I still feel this way? • How can I change? If these, or similar questions, are things you ask yourself... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3292

Season Ticket Swap

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to sw... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1716

One-liner #0693

"I just checked the health/weight chart at the gym and it turns out that I'm four inches too short." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1647

Train Good News

A large, two-engined train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine th... read more..

God's Penman
3726

On Joining the Over-the-Hill Gang

A friend of mine said to me recently, "Old boy, how's it feel to be a member of the Over-the-Hill gang?" I mumbled something as politely as I could, but on the inside, I was a little furious. I may be... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9302

Squid Ink

If the sky were a scroll and the ocean full of ink? Well, apparently it might be. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
11200

Jesus is Watching Sign

You can't get away with anything in Farmington, New Mexico. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2764

Space is a Vacuum

"If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1437

Quote #1147

"I have come to reckon that nothing is worth seeking after but that which will survive the tomb." - Spurgeon   read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1707

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2011

Today's featured page demonstrates a method guaranteed to help anyone enjoy any job.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/i-love-my-job Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1314

Quote #1146

"A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4240

Liturgical Response

In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, "The Lord be with you." The congregation used to respond by saying, "And with thy spirit." But, with the m... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1826

One-liner #0692

"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2040

Star Cleaning

"Stars clean themselves with meteor showers." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5524

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
8671

Cotton Candy Dog

That's the last time I lean over into the cotton candy machine. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19616

I Love My Job

I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12717

Baby Barbed Wire

Bob and Janet should have known something was up when their babysitter said she had references but would have to kill them if she shared them. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1552

Cybersalt News - August 12, 2011

What do you get when you combine pipe cleaners and genetic engineering?  You get the latest entry in the FunBlog. I think you will enjoy and be amazed by "Two Bendy Clowns in a Box" at:www.cybers... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2917

Cell Phone Flight Call

En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her cell phone. "Excuse me. That can't be on during the flight," I reminded her. "Besides, we're over t... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1721

One-liner #0691

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1494

Quote #1145

"Life has become so complex that not even teenagers have all the answers anymore." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1786

Climbing the Walls

With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children, ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5296

Useless Invention #2

Useless Invention #2 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7058

Useless Invention #1

Useless Invention #1 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12127

Trying To Look Busy At Work

Jim needed to try a little bit harder to look busy at work. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5930

Baby Soother 2

A Little Bit More Soothing ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2251

Noah's Bees

"Noah kept his bees in archives." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11781

Train Bring a Friend

Pastor Tim was thrilled with the success of the church's second "Bring A Friend to Church" Sunday. ... read more..