Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Copper Pipe Magnet

This is definitely something I want to try some day - too bad the price of copper is so high! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Apple Robbery

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed you are an iWitness?" read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1839

Cake Lesson

A little boy is telling his Grandma how "everything" is going wrong: School, family problems, health problems, etc. Meanwhile, Grandma is baking a cake. She asks her grandson if he would like a snack... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Brazilian Jungle

Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared one, "to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, s... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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If Life Deals You

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade;if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys;but if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades ... now THAT'S a message!!" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1142

"In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."- Paul Harvey read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Alarm Save Sign

How to save money on a burglar alarm system. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 8, 2011

Now that the Cybersalt Digest is running on its new software, each mailing that goes out will now be available in an online archive.  This has been a long requested asset for people who missed or... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2269

Planet of the Apes

"Planet of the Apes: I can't believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1141

"Any hurt is worth it that puts us on the path of peace, setting us free for the pursuit, in Christ, of eternal life." - Eugene Peterson read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1860

Cheaper Insurance

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, my brother was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased my dad, "the prem... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.   2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for hap... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 7, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has once again been updated with recordings of the messages and services from the last couple of weekends.  You will find them at:ww... read more..

God's Penman
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The Secret to a Great Marriage

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly, celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary. This week as I pondered our life together it occurred to me, I might be taking some things for... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Spare Change to X Justin Bieber

Someone this funny should be able to find a real job. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1739

Money Isn't Everything

"Money isn't everything - just look at Henry Ford with all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!" read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2182

Mental Victories

A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds.  What's more he boaste... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1809

One-liner #0688

"The easiest way for me to tell if people are really listening to me is if they roll their eyes." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3567

Cheap Suit

The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he complained. "That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk explained. "Just cock your... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Clean Pun #0223

A man walks into Doctor’s and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Secret Nuclear Bunker

I think the secret is out. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4569

Coffee Hertz

At last! A computer peripheral with the worker in mind. read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
10159

Elephant Love

"Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy in our love?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16111

Ronald McDonald Under Arrest

Burger King's connections in the police department finally came in handy. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1140

"Wisdom is not a product of schooling but the product of the lifelong attempt to acquire it." - Albert Einstein read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mad Cow Test

Mad Cow Test (Controls for the sounds are below the pictures.) If your cow sounds like this, fire up the barbecue! {field 1} If your cow sounds like this, better try the fish! {... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2011

There is a new FunBlog entry today. It's pretty cool what Shikai Tseng does with liguid light.  You can check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/objects-painted-with-photographs-from-life I hav... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Airport Security

Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were questioning a man when they w... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0687

"Don't play stupid with me - I always win." read more..