Monthly Archive

My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in England. Everyone who drove through the base's gates was required to hold an official ID card up to the windshield... read more..

As you will have gathered already from the special administrative note I sent out earlier, I have transferred all of the Cybersalt Newsletters to new software that incorporates them within the same so... read more..

"It is better to wear out than to rust out." - Bishop Richard Cumberland read more..

To bring us to the journey God has for us, He instructs, guides, teaches, and confides in us.  Each of these things - though sounding the same - are different. Listen Online:{audio}podca... read more..

Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of ... read more..

Dear Kids, Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end.  I am simply taking a bath.  It will take about thirty minutes and will involve soap and water.  Yes, I know how to swim.... read more..

Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that the protective shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at myself in the mirror the next ... read more..

Q. What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?A. Chocolate chimp cookies.Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?A. Bacon and legs.Q. What's a cat's favorite breakfast?A... read more..

Baby name ideas, based on your occupation!PROFESSION.................................NAMELawyer's daughter.............................SueThief's son........................................RobLawyer's... read more..

A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yello... read more..

Three men came back from fishing one day, but when they got back to their truck, they saw it was surrounded by three bears. One of the men said, "OK, guys, I figure the only way we're gonna get back ... read more..

Benny worked at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. His primary job was to keep the exhibits clean and polished. One day he happened to be dusting around the Arabian exhibit, and he noticed an ancient urn... read more..

Some of these are pretty bad.What birds spend all their time on their knees?Birds of prey.What do you call a very rude bird?A mockingbird.Where do birds meet for coffee?In a nest-cafe.What do you call... read more..

With all the borscht they consume, I don't understand why Russians aren't the world's greatest rock stars. I mean, everyone knows that the heart of rock and roll is the beet.... read more..

On my 15th birthday, I opened a package from my mom and sister. Out came a beauty case containing samples of my very own makeup. "Oh, neat," my dad said excitedly, "a tackle box!" My mother and sist... read more..

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right i... read more..

I've been working on my budget. Line one is my fixed expenses, line two is my fixed income and the difference is the fix I'm in.... read more..

Back in the 1960s, one animal rights group was outraged that open season had been declared on the great American buffalo to help thin the herd in and near some of our national parks. They began herdin... read more..

One night, as Al was watching TV, the doorbell rang. He went to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar, threw him across the room, and then left. ... read more..

ave you heard about the five young bulls standing in the pasture discussing what they wanted to be when they grew up.The first said he wanted to go to Rome and become a papal bull.The second said he w... read more..

Q: What do you call a butler with no teeth?A: An in-dentured servant.... read more..

A cabbie is a fare-minded person.... read more..

There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these "cage elev... read more..

After 50 years preaching from the same pulpit, a much loved pastor decided to retire. Because the church building was classically elegant, the manse spacious and comfortable and the congregation large... read more..

If people who shun all meat are vegetarians, are cannibals then considered to be humanitarians?... read more..

A man went into his psychiatrist's office and said: "Doc, you've got to help me. Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Ferrari. "Another night I dreame... read more..

A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.... read more..

A young minister was filling in for Norman Vincent Peal at Marblegate Cathedral. Ascending the pulpit he looked at the magnificent colored glass windows and told the congregation: "You know, these bea... read more..

Clifford Clarke was a careless chap. Every hostess hated him. They feared for their precious porcelain and good furniture whenever this emulator of a china shop bull appeared. His reputation spread a... read more..

The cartoon characters were playing draw poker between the takes of the epic movie, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."Roger was the big winner but Mickey Mouse and Huckleberry Hound were doing well. Goofy, Ca... read more..