Monthly Archive

Contrary to the idea that the older you get, the more you forget, it has never been my experience. I have forgotten things for as long as I can remember. I even forget things that never actually happe... read more..

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is "Goodbye."... read more..

"Refuse to be average. Let your heart soar as high as it will." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Time to lie on the beach. Yeah, I never tell the truth anywhere.... read more..

Lenora, 95-years-old and in excellent health, confided that she was terribly worried: "Every one of my friends has already died and gone on to heaven. I'm afraid they're all wondering where I went!"... read more..

Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 76th birthday to my dad! Grandma Cybersalt and I set an alarm to wake us up at 2:50am on Monday to watch the Queen's funeral. We both thought the music was beaut... read more..

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn ... read more..

"Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it." - Garrison Keillor read more..

I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

Two frogs were sitting on a lily pad. One said to the other, "Time sure is fun when you are having flies!"... read more..

Before - You take my breath away. After - I feel like I'm suffocating. Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation. After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac. ... read more..

Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests: - There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. - Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am lining this mailing up late on Saturday night after returning from a full evening of racing on the last ever race night at our local speedway. Me, my son-in-law, Josh... read more..

"When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they are all the more determined to struggle for a better future." - Queen Elizabeth II read more..

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.... read more..

Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one minister. "No," another contended. "I get the best ... read more..

Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.... read more..

My friend was a Software Engineer for a major defense company. Well, he left to work at Paradigm Games and like many people there, let his hair and beard grow. He told me the other day that his gran... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I received an email from our denomination's head office letting me know I am no longer licensed to perform weddings. I knew this was coming because it's their pol... read more..

A man has to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decides to bring his wife. When they arrive at their hotel and are shown to their room, the man says, "You rest here while... read more..

"Perhaps we make too much of what is wrong and too little of what is right. The trouble with gloom is that it feeds upon itself and depression causes more depression." - Queen Elizabeth II read more..

When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the basement. Then I realized how convenient it was to get him to the breakfast table. Before, I used to stand at the bot... read more..

Locomotive: A crazy reason for doing something.... read more..

Two actors who haven't seen each other in several weeks run into each other on the street. 1st actor: Haven't seen you in a while. How's everything going? 2nd actor: Pretty good. Two weeks ago I got... read more..

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. The local speedway I raced at as the "Pastor of Disaster" is closing in a week. Last night was the last night for the class of racing I enjoyed driving the most - demo tru... read more..

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MA... read more..

Why does the chicken cross the road cartoon illustrating a bible message... read more..

"We must meet the uncertainties of this world with the certainty of the world to come." - A. W. Tozer read more..