Monthly Archive

Clothes don't necessarily make the man, but a good suit makes a lawyer.... read more..

My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the heck is really going on down there? Who is the real hero? - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

Patsy, 3, was at church with her parents. Her family had already given, but when the collection basket got close Patsy insisted that her mother give her some money to put in. Her mother tried to expl... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was a lot of pressure around Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday. It had me experiencing a lot of ups and downs. With summer fading, Grandma Cybersalt and I finall... read more..

A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started yelling "Puta! Puta! P... read more..

"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?" - Erma Bombeck read more..

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?... read more..

Where are delinquent disk drives sent? Boot camp!... read more..

Proven ways to get along better with EVERYONE: 1. Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things: - Is it true? - Is it kind? - Is it necessary? 2. Make promises sparingly and keep them... read more..

A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up. "I'm going to look just like you, Mommy!" she announced. "Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her. ... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. Rev. Suneel Barkat has written a third article for the Cybersalt site. You may remember he is in Pakistan which is suffering the effects of recent disastrous flooding, so ... read more..

This Gospel describes Christ's deity and John's testimony to the fact that He is the Son of God. He uses the label Logos (word) for Christ because the concept of the title symbolizes God's revelation ... read more..

"We look upon prayer simply as a means of getting things for ourselves, but the biblical purpose of prayer is that we may get to know God Himself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat while waiting for their computers to reboot. One man told me he'd been a long-haul truck driver. I'd love to ... read more..

A rock and gem store was closed by the police -- they were taking too much for granite.... read more..

I asked a friend who has crossed 70 & is heading towards 80 what sort of changes she is feeling in herself? She sent me the following: 1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my childr... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to September! One of my web clients is a gentleman who is running for city council a few cities over from where I live. He launched his campaign at an outdoor ... read more..

The man entered the florist shop and ordered a bouquet of flowers to be delivered to his wife. When asked what he wanted on the card, he replied that no card was necessary as she'd know who they came ... read more..

"Crime in multi-storey car parks - that is wrong on so many different levels." - Tim Vine read more..

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." - A. A. Milne read more..

Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.... read more..

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work... read more..

An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your ch... read more..

A few months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage bought a harp and began teaching herself how to play it. She can play the piano, organ, flute, and sometimes me. Now she has graduated to the h... read more..

The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.... read more..

"Christians should be the boldest people in the world - not cocky and sure of ourselves, but sure of Him." - A. W. Tozer read more..

There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost.  They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resig... read more..

An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support.... read more..

Two men were fishing on a lake, feeling guilty that it was a Sunday morning, that they were not attending church, and the fish were not biting. The first guy eventually says: "I should have stayed ho... read more..