Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
426

Cybersalt News - August 28, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Yesterday was an enjoyable family day of chasing Pokemon around with my daughter and son-in-law. I know some of you play too so I hope you had a fun day too! Today's vide... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2159

Vacation Shopping

Throughout our month long tour of Europe, my wife's only complaint was that there was never enough time for shopping. Nearing the end of our trip, we stopped for lunch at a pub in a small town near Lo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
478

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The next time you go to the Cybersalt Site you may notice that the look has changed slightly. This is the last week I have my co-op students working for me (although I may ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
468

Quote #2114

"Stagnation is death. If you don't change, you die. It's that simple. It's that scary." - Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3110

Husband's Estimate

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1897

Crime-up on Aisle 2

A store detective is a counter spy.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2251

Faith, Being Prepared

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the capta... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
475

One-Liner #1677

I like work; it fascinates me ... I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
477

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Our eldest daughter and her son returned home yesterday morning after a very enjoyable 2 week/1 week (he was here a week before she was) visit. This is a picture from one ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
445

Quote #2113

"Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing." - Seneca read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
461

One-Liner #1676

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Morris Kline... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3131

Rules for Editing

Some of you have noticed a few typos in the CleanLaugh list now and then. To improve this I am now using a new set of rules for editing. 1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions ar... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2069

For My Grandson

What's brown and sticky? A stick.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1701

Hereafter

The minister advised Uncle Howard to give some thought to the "hereafter." Uncle Howard told him that the hereafter was hardly ever out of his mind. At least a dozen times a day he would go to do som... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3117

Left and Right

A Catholic woman, a Protestant woman and a Jewish woman die and go to heaven. The guardian angel meets them at the gate to heaven. The Catholic woman says, "I've been a good wife and mother, I took g... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
484

Quote #2112

"The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost." -G. K. Chesterton read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
469

Cybersalt News - Aug 18, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last night, I won the door prize at my Chamber of Commerce gathering - a $150 gift certificate to the beauty salon we were gathered at! Everybody had a good laugh, includin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3278

Raise Refusal

For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company. After a good annual review, my supervisor told me I was up for a raise, pending approval of the vice president. A... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1872

Nesting Ritual

Once the new hive was done the bees had a house swarming party.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2058

Friendship, Loving Others, Accepting Others

Teddy Bears make the best friends because . . . . They don't feel they need to tell you that you have bad breath They never borrow money They never beat you at checkers They don't ever complain wh... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
437

One-Liner #1675

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
444

Cybersalt News - August 14, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I attended the celebration of life for my business coach and friend yesterday, and let me tell you - it was so amazing that at the end of it I felt like I didn't want to h... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
601

Quote #2111

"My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
435

One-Liner #1674

We have enough youth ... how about a Fountain of Smart?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1918

Preakness Weakness

Early in the race, a horse stumbled and landed on its side. After a number of tries the tumbled equine finally regained his footing, but when he tried to run to catch up to the field he found he coul... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1902

Self Perception, Aging, Reflection

*A Look In the Mirror* Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty. Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'in read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5034

Boat 99

At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake's edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up." Several minutes passed, but the boat didn't return. "B... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
399

Cybersalt News - Aug 11, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I found out today that things are going to be very different for the business side of Cybersalt when September roles around. As you know, I've been enjoying having governme... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2877

Response Times

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times: "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged the first one, "we cut our eme... read more..

Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
575

New Faith (New Deed)

The book of Acts is one of my favorite books, I always feel an activity of the Holy Spirit through reading this book. This book is important for understanding early church history. Chapter 1, tells ab... read more..