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"Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of tim read more..

When men are growing up and reading about Batman, Spiderman, and Superman, these are not fantasies - these are options. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership".  He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligenc... read more..

"How's Business?" asked the bystander. Said the street cleaner, "Things are picking up." read more..

I went to my bank to refinance a loan on my yacht. Making small talk with Susan, the loan officer, I told her that she was the main reason I came to that branch. Not even looking up from her paperwo... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. I was laying in the backyard last night, picking weeds (not pushing daisies yet!), when my phone rang. It was Ray. Ray is an alcoholic. I hadn't heard from Ray in over a ... read more..

Normally, whatever normal means, I don’t get agitated by many things. I can keep my cool under the most bizarre circumstances. Nothing gets under my skin, and I can take everything with a grin. I can... read more..

"I prefer adjoining rooms," said Tom sweetly. read more..

I've learned to seek a message in some simple, homey ways, And I've found many lessons in the dreariest of days. So one day in my kitchen, I began to sing a song About the iron skillet that I've cooke... read more..

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" th... read more..

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are; but I laugh more.... read more..

I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. I guess I'm just anti-Symantec.... read more..

"I'm going fishing."    Really means: "I'm going to stand by a stream with a stick in my hand all day, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "It's a guy thing."    Really me read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The other day, Grandma Cybersalt sent me an email inviting me to a date: "Invitation: Septic Pump Out @ Thu Aug 4, 2022 8am - 12pm" Of course, I accepted right away because... read more..

German police caught a man playing the flute with both hands as he sped through traffic at 80 miles per hour on a busy highway, Wednesday. "He was leaning back in the seat and steering the car with... read more..

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and aske... read more..

"Your mind is a garden, your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers, or you can grow weeds." - William Wordsworth read more..

"Anyone who has struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor." - James Baldwin read more..

The best revenge is living well. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. I attended a men's group trivia night at our church last night and while driving home afterward I noticed the line up was really short at the local Dairy Queen. We've been... read more..

"His grief he will not forget; but it will not darken his heart, it will teach him wisdom." - J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King read more..

The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the... read more..

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.... read more..

Have you read the new book "The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake?... read more..

It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.... read more..

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company.   One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his s... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's a somber, but grateful, week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. God has taken back a precious gift he gave me 2 years ago. Alex Shane started out as a mentor and bu... read more..

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.... read more..

"If it could only be like this always - always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe." - Evelyn Waugh read more..

The display of still-life art was not at all moving.... read more..