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The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of re... read more..

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this i... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. One of our granddaughters was over yesterday while her parents had a busy day getting ready for a family road trip they are about to leave on. On the agenda was the usual:... read more..

"There is unwavering peace today when an uncertain tomorrow is trusted to an unchanging God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution.... read more..

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more t... read more..

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and if you like the number 47, welcome to issue #4747! Do you know what I struggle with managing? Bacn! No, that is not a typo for the word "bacon" (which my low-fat diet ... read more..

I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it's more of a rap.... read more..

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals" Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. No one is listening until you make a mistake. S... read more..

A young couple's marriage was suffering from her inability to cook. Things really got bad the night that the husband fished a piece of paper out of his stew. He unfolded the paper and read, "Nobly, n... read more..

Why Universities Would Never Give God A PHD 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt ... read more..

4 years old: My Mommy can do anything! 8 years old: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 years old: My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 years old: Naturally, Mother doesn't know that,... read more..

One day a discussion was focused on a particular historical church leader in a First Grade religion class. After school, one student came home all excited and blurted out to his mother, "Guess what, ... read more..

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answe read more..

"Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be." - Max Lucado read more..

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

It's not a cat it's... A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist. A wildlife control expert impersonator. An un-programmable animal. A four footed allergen. A hair relocation expert. A tr... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. This is actually the mailing I lined up to go out last Sunday, but on Thursday I noticed it hadn't gone out as planned so here it is again today, which explains why some of... read more..

Did you hear about the guy from Utah who wanted to become a writer? Well, he tried for many years but never produced anything he was satisfied with and, certainly, never sold anything. So, he took up... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My shop cleanup project is coming along. My progress was slowed for 3 days due to a sprained ankle (not due to tripping on clutter), but I now have a clear path to the back... read more..

The Bathing Suit (by an unknown middle-aged woman) When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were... read more..

I ate a clock yesterday; it was very time consuming.... read more..

"I'm not busy ... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy." - Garrison Keillor read more..

The wonderful comic, Sam Levenson, had a great answer to anti-Semites. "It's a free world and you don't have to like Jews, but if you DON'T, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products, like .... read more..

On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular ... read more..

Last year I suffered what is referred to as a heart attack. I got to the hospital in time, so there was no major damage. I had one artery known as the "Widow Maker" that was 90% blocked, which seemed ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the signs that tells me I am tired and need a break is when I notice an increase in wanting to reply to some of the stupid things people post on social media. I'm no... read more..