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A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing c... read more..

1.    Leave the photocopier set to "reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies." 2.    Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow read more..

"Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again." read more..

Calvin Coolidge, the 30th president of the United States, was popularly known as "Silent Cal." One time at a party, a woman walked up to him and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words ou... read more..

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.... read more..

“Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to ma... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. I mentioned last weekend I was in Port Angeles, Washington, USA. The idea for that trip began when a client of mine from the UK told me he was travelling to Port Town... read more..

Matthew.14:22,23 The sea of Galilee is especially well known to Christians because it was the scene of many episodes of the life and ministry of Jesus Christ. When Jesus performed the miracle of feed... read more..

"Whatever else it is, the kingdom of God is decidedly NOT a call to violent revolution." - Philip Yancy, The Jesus I Never Knew read more..

“I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but he turned out to be an optical Aleutian.”... read more..

A moving van pulled up in front of the only vacant house in the neighborhood and started unloading. Curtains twitched up and down the street as ladies peeked out to watch the process. After about an... read more..

1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead. 2. Your back goes out more than you do. 3. You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials. 4. The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is indiges read more..

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We finally got some really nice weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters after navigating a cooler than normal spring. Our front and back lawns are much greener than they us... read more..

Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, the young daughter said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?" The woman shot her an angry look... read more..

Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn't sleep at night. He could find no real disorderBut he wouldn't let it rest.Wh... read more..

I've got stained glass windows in our house. Stupid pigeons.... read more..

One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from his license. The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was cruc... read more..

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens." - J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

My company is better at making sun-screen than our competitors, but I don't like to rub it in!... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. I've just returned from a couple of days in and around Port Angeles, Washington, USA. I was over there to meet a client from the UK who had travelled to attend a memorial ... read more..

"Busy is a choice. Stress is a choice. Joy is a choice. Choose well." - Ann Voskamp read more..

It takes alot of balls to golf the way I do!... read more..

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.... read more..

Some neighbors of my grandparents gave them a pumpkin pie as a gift. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. In fact, it was so inedible that my grandmo... read more..

"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his psychiatrist. "I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. You can imagine, I found this read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way back! Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun litt... read more..

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he... read more..

"Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability." - Sam Keen read more..

When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kind of like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away." - Mitch Hedberg... read more..