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For what kind of tooth can you be sure the tooth fairy will leave exactly one dollar? A buck tooth.... read more..

One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend who lived just a few miles away in a nearby town. Among other things, he was telling her how much he loved her and how wonderful he thought ... read more..

Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. Dark, isn't ... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Fathers Day for those of you celebrating that today. Thank you so much for your kind words and prayers for Susan and I. We are recovering nicely. Today we went ... read more..

There is much talk today about what’s wrong with our society. That list is pretty long, but the most important cause of problems in our culture today is the lack of fathers. So many children grow up w... read more..

"A father carries pictures where his money used to be." - Steve Martin read more..

"You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a chat. "So what ar... read more..

A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's ... read more..

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" " read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way bac! Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun littl... read more..

These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips: "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag o... read more..

Top 12 things not to say to a cop who has pulled you over: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. ... read more..

"If you feel pain, you're alive. If you feel other people's pain, you're a human being." - Leo Tolstoy read more..

My Child, You may not know me, but I know everything about you - Psalm 139:1 I know when you sit down and when you rise up - Psalm 139:2 I am familiar with all your ways - Psalm 139:3 Even the ver... read more..

The union workers at the Federal Mint went on strike today. They are demanding to make less money!... read more..

If you can't think of a word, say, "I forgot the English word for it;" that way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. Today is another abbreviated mailing while we are travelling. Grandma Cybersalt has come down with a bug and slept most of the day yesterday. Please pray she will get bett... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Grandma Cybersalt and I are halfway through our 2 week trip. I am sneaking a bit of time on the computer before bed to send out an abbreviated mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

*Great Truths About Life that Children Have Learned* 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) Never ask your 3-y read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone! One of the things that the pandemic has left hanging over us is the opportunity to return to places of our past that have not changed, but forever will never be the same be... read more..

A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church... read more..

My niece told all her little friends with pride that she had seen a man-eating shark at the aquarium, to which one of them replied, "That's nothing! I saw a man eating shrimp at Long John Silver's." ... read more..

One day a gentleman walked into one of Ben Franklin's book stores. As one of the clerks went to assist him, the gentleman asked the clerk the price of the book he wished to purchase. The young clerk ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  There were no mailings last Sunday and Thursday because grandma Cybersalt were away at our association's Western Conference to report on and promote refugee sponsorsh... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for on... read more..

"Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

Telling someone to calm down is about like baptizing a cat.... read more..

"If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else." - Ann Landers read more..

Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.... read more..